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This fan-fic story is a crossover between Soul Eater and Ed Edd, n Eddy


The story so far...

One day Ed, Edd and Eddy were doing a scam that went horribly wrong and ended up with an explosion that hit the whole cul-de-sac, but now with the help of Maka, Soul Eater ,and other weapons and meisters, the Eds now work together to capture 198 kishin souls and 2 witch's souls to hopfully find there way back home to the cul-de-sac


Main characters

Eddy: ranking meister

The Leader of the Eds, and Ed and Double D's meister. Thanks to Eddy's greed, the Eds are now forced to capture 198 kishin and 2 witch's souls, but other than that Eddy is still trying to do scams to other people in Death City when he's not collecting souls, and is still trying to live up his dream to become richer than the richest guy in the entire universe. Eddy also lives with Maka, Blair and Soul along with Ed and Double D until he gets back home to his retro-like room

Edd: ranking weapon

Double D is the smartest of all the other kids in the cul-de-sac and, of course, the Eds. Other than thinking it was all Eddy's fault that they came to Death City, he enjoys the fact that he's not doing any other idiotic scams anytime soon... yeah right. Double D lives with Maka, Slair and Soul along with Ed and Eddy; his weapon form is a hammer.

Ed: ranking weapon

Ed is the strongest and dumbest of the Eds. He injoys the new scenery and tries to make new friends along the way while still eating butter toast and gravy while trying to find 198 kishin souls and 1 witch soul so he can find his baby sister Sarah and not get grounded.Along with Eddy and Double D he lives with Maka,Blair,and Soul until he gets back to his room filled with butter toast and gravy. His weapon of choice is a sowrd

Maka Albarn: ranking meister

Maka is the miester of soul eater evens and is a vary smart and strong girl. injoys reading but unlike the eds Maka tries to find 99 kishin souls and 1 witch soul to turn soul into a death sythe and helps the eds in this new Ed-venture (mostly when there close to death or in a vary big jam) Tends to use her self-proclamed "Maka Chop" on Soul,Ed and Eddy when there being idiots most of the time. She lives with Soul and Blair along with the Eds until they find there home

Soul Eater Evens: ranking weapon

Soul Eater is a vary cool and calm person, and has to eat 99 kishin souls and 1 witch's soul for him to become a Death Scythe. Soul, as well as Maka, helps the Eds when there in a jam and tries to help them get back home to the cul-de-sac/ Soul lives with Maka and Blair along with the Eds. He is a scythe if you need more information.

Relationships

Eddy and Soul

these 2 have a vary brotherly relationship.The fact that they both find themselves cool and fight kishins and witches together at times. When one of them is in a jam the other one always come to the rescue and helps there friend. so Soul thinks of Eddy as "The kid brother that he never wanted but got anyway"

Eddy and Maka

Maka finds Eddy vary annoying but tends to help him out like how she feels about Soul but a lot worse. Eddy hits on maka....constently, The only reason she dosint kick Eddy out is because he's friends with double d so the relationship between the two were like cats and dogs, then at onee point eddy becomes a better friend to maka when he and her fought kevin and rolf, so there relationship is pretty decant

Eddy and Blackstar

Eddy injoys Blackstars company and blackstar finds Eddy as a "2nd best friend"(even though they fight alot) and helps Eddy with some of his scams as long as he gets some of the profit but other then that blackstar trains Eddy to be a better meister, When the two are fighting (witch is almost every episode) Eddy calls him a "Naruto knock off" then Ends up with Black*Star kicking eddys ass, other then the fighting there seem to be vary good friends


Edd and Maka

Double d has been friends with maka before he moved to the cul-da-sac and even before that he had a crush on Maka when she saved him from bullies the day they first met. Maka thinks of Double D as her best friend and loves the fact that Double D is living with her and Soul for the time being and Helps the other Eds at times,Eddy to this day is head over heels for Maka but Maka never seems to realize His feelings.

Eddy and Blair

Blair tends to flirt with Eddy as much as she dose with soul, but at this point eddy injoys Blairs company and tries to take bath's with her, but Maka useing her Maka chop on Eddy to make him forget what he saw, Eddy and blair (other then Blairs "playful" personality) are friendly to each other, somtimes blair is seen on not only maka's head but Eddys aswell at times

Ed and Maka

Maka thinks Ed is a vary good friend but tries vary hard to give Ed a bath so he wont have a stinky smell, but other then that Ed and Maka's relationships is unknown at this point

Ed and Patty

Ed has a little crush on patty but also sees her as his best friend and patty dose as well,she even helps the eds with some of there scams in death city and helps out ed when he's sad or in danger.Ed sometimes helps patty and liz when Kid isint around.

Eddy and Liz

Eddy is just head over heals in love with Liz and Liz thinks Eddy is a vary good friend. they work on scams together and are both love money and themselves. there even seen lisitining to the same kind of music and liz tends to tease eddy to make him buy her gifts but still treats him as a friend.


Edd and Tsubaki

Tsubaki finds Double D as a male version of herself so these two get along vary well. At times Double D welds Tsubaki if Blackstar is nowhere to be found or knocked out. Tsubaki tends to help Double D with some scams that The eds are doing when there not collecting souls and blushes when Double D complements her on a job well done, were not sure if theres a "Love intrest" relationship with the two yet


The Eds and lord death

Ed Edd n Eddy's first reaction to meeting lord death were pleased because they thought he was grim (Billy and Mandy) but it turns out that lord death dose not want to be reminded of "those 2 horrible children" so the relationships between them are unknown at this point.


Edd and Death the Kid

the fact that there both vary paranoid about being perfect and being clean these two have a vary good friendship and Kid always refers Double D as Eddward and rarely calls him Double D. Kid helps Double D and the other Eds on there mission to getting home.


Kevin and Maka

Maka thinks that Kevin is just a big bully to the Eds and hates him because of that. Kevin Tends to flirt with maka even more the Eddy (with all the other Soul eater girls) and always gets "maka choped". so he is in to maka but she just hates his guts because of his jerkyness towards the Eds,Soul and Black*Star.


Eddy and Death the kid

Eddy sees Kid as "the cooler but more uptight version of Double D" and some times refers him to "Double d 2" or "double d jr" even saying that eddy thinkis kid is also a compleate tool when it comes to symmetry while Kid thinks of Eddy of an annoyence and tends to argue with him about symmetry so Eddy and Kid hate each other


Eddy and Tsubaki

Eddy like Liz is in love with Tsubaki and Fantisies about her in his dreams and tries to get her gifts because he feels that she's actually on hus leauge since he know she likes Double D, Tsubaki likes Eddy aswell but not like Double D but she's always nice to Eddy and tries to help him with his scams.


Edd and Ox


Edd and Ox just like Maka and Ox have a little brains rivalry but in this relationship Double D actually has respect for Ox and Ox has respect for Edd aswell but they still want to prove who is the smartest of the two.


Eddy and Ox


Eddy and Ox hate each other because Eddy thinks that Ox is "A good for nothing piece of crap bald nerd" and ox sees Eddy as a "Pipsquek" so this relationship is made of pure hatred


Ed and Stien Ed Idolizes Stien because of his Monster movie background and Stien just loves the fact that someone other then himself loves experiments


Eddy and Spirit

They just hate each other with a pasion, Mostly because of the fact Eddy hits on maka and also he thinks Spirit is just the biggest Loser He's ever met. Eddy Compares himself to Spirit and just looks down on him because of the fact he's a pervert


Ed and Sid

Ed is just so happy for the fact that he's finally meeting a classic monster legend like a zombie, but sid is just weirded out






more information about the characters coming soon...

Fighting Moves:

'Ed,Edd n Eddy (Ed rsonance):'

super ultra mega smash and slash combo

ultra deadly batter Eddy

Eddys super kill move: spining slash and bash of death

Eddys special kill move: combanation of death

Certian Kill: Eddys big wave (tought by blackstar)

Ed,Edd n 'Eddy's Big Bang boom


Eddy (alone)

yo-yo attack (eene the misEd-ventures)

brother smash (ed edd n eddy BPS videogame)

Eddy chop (copying the maka and shishigami chop)

Black blood Planet distruction cannon (tought by blackstar)



Eddy and Maka

Eddy and Maka double chop


Eddy and Soul

Witch hunt slash

Eddy hunt slash

Edd, Patty and Liz

Sanzu river shot (tought by Death the kid)

Ultra DD cannon

Atom shot barrage


Edd and Tsubaki

Trap Edd

smoke bomb suprise


Smoke bomb mode

samurai sowrd

chain sythe

Uncanny sowrd mode


Maka and Soul (soul resonance)



Eddy and Liz

Money shot cannon


Ed and Patty

super blast of awsomeness

rapid gun dance

Die Die gun barrage



Eddy and Blair

pumkin,stink bomb barrage

Nose bleed of death






all the moves for the ed ed n eddy and Soul eater characters so far..

Episodes

Episode 1: The Eds meet Maka albarn and soul eater evens. Paths cross again?

Eddy: *wakes up and see's a shadow with a sowrd* w-who are you?

?????:....scream resonance...

Eddy: *gets hit by the scream residence and blacks out*

Eddy: *wakes up at death city* w-where the hell am i?...ED...DOUBLE D.....ANNYOONE?

Jack the ripper: *runs towards Eddy*

Eddy: AHHHH *running away from jack the ripper but is traped* oh god...i'm gonna die

????: JACK THE RIPPER, YOU'VE KILLED COUNTLESS SOULS...

Maka: my name is Maka albarn..your soul is mine

Maka: soul sythe mode

Soul: gotcha *turns to a sythe*

Maka: *grabs soul and runs towards Jack the ripper*

Jack the ripper: *reapetedly tries to cut maka but she blocks all of his moves*

Eddy: woah..she's good

Maka: THE 99TH SOOOUL *cuts jack the ripper in half*

Soul: alright *turns back into a person then prays* thanks for the meal *eats his soul*

Eddy: AHH y-y-y-y-you j-j-just ate his s-s-soul

Soul: yeah? So what?

Eddy: so i mean you ate his-oh nevermind the names Eddy


Maka: Hello i'm sythe meister Maka Albarn. Nice to meet you Eddy

Eddy: yeah soo *goes up to her* how about i buy you some new clothes..somthing a little moore comfterble

Maka: *gets her book* Maka....CHOP* hits eddy in the head with her book*

Eddy: OWW HEY WHAT WAS THAT FOR

Soul: heh heh you honestly should have seen tha coming *picks him up* the names Soul eater nice to meet ya

Eddy:...really?...your name is soul eater and you eat souls?

Soul:...shut up

Maka: you need help finding your friends right?

Eddy: how'd you-

Maka: lord death told us before we were needed to defeat the man we killed right now...we need 99 kishin eggs and 1 witch soul in order for soul to become a death sythe

Eddy: so that was the 99th soul?

Soul: yep

Eddy: tell ya what you help me find your firends and i'll help you fight this witch your looking for...but it'll cost ya

Maka: *maka chops him again* were not paying you!

Eddy: oww fine just help me find my firends

Maka: sorry..we dont have time to play hide and seek *breaths through the window and writes the numbers "42-42-564" then a skull man apppears*

Lord death: oh maka how have you been

Maka: hello lord death,fine we just defeated jack the ripper

Lord death: Perfect now all you need is 1 witch soul correct?

Maka: yes lord death

Spirit: HEY SOUL remember you lay one hand on my daughter i'll kick your ass you got that

Soul: heh like i'd go with a flat chested chick like maka? please

Spirit: WHAT YOU DONT THINK MY MAKA IS ATRACTIVE?

Soul: you said it not me *chuckles*

Spirit: grrrr...*looks at maka* Maka your papa loves you~

Maka: *looks away in anger* i'll never respect you as my papa

Spirit: NOOOOO *in the corner crying* maka why do you hate me so much

Eddy: what the hells going on?

Lord death: hmm? your soul is vary unstable and selfish

Eddy: HEY WHATS THAT SUPOSE TO MEAN JERK!?

Lord death: but it is vary powerful in some sorts of ways

Eddy: well thanks i have been working out *smerks*

Lord death: if you want to find your friends then Maka and Soul will help you while there on there mission to deafet there next target

Eddy: YEAH SO THAT MEANS I'M IN CHARGE *Looks at Maka and Soul then points at Maka* sence your obviously the brain's of this opperation you'll be my double d *looks at soul* and sence theres no one else you'll be my ed *chuckles* god i'm lonely...

Lord death: acctually you'll have to have to help them defeat there next target. Shishigami-sama out *dissapears*

Eddy: aww man..ok lets go

  • at blairs house*


Blair: *singing in the bathtub,washes and scrubs her body with her levetation


  • outside*


Eddy: soo this is the place...a giant pumkin?

Soul: yeah i geuss

Maka: alright now i have a plan to-

Eddy: *gone*

Maka: where'd he-?

Eddy: *running towards the house with his yo-yo* OK WITCH LETS DANCE *breaks through the window* g-gaint tits

Eddy: *lands on the tub and blairs breats*

Blair: are you alright little boy?

Eddy*opens eyes,sees her boobs then gets a nose bleed* p-p-p-pretty lady *nose bleeding*


Blair: well i am pretty so would you like to join me for a bath?

Eddy: *twitches* oh god yes. TIME TO REMOVE MY PANTS

Maka: YOU IDIOT *kicks Eddy in the face*

Eddy: *hits his face in the wall*

Maka: *jumps in front of Eddy* I CANT BELIVE YOU DID THAT WHAT WERE YOU THINKNIG?

Eddy: that i was gonna get laid

Maka: Gosh even soul-*sees soul in the bath tub*

Maka: *kicks soul to the wall aswell*

Blair:oh dear i hope those cute boys are alright~

Eddy and soul: *have a double nose bleed*

Maka: soul just turn to a sythe

Soul: gotcha *turns to a sythe*

Eddy: what about me?

Maka:...uhh?..go and stand over there

Eddy: aww *walks away and slams the door*

Eddy: Man i can't belive they kicked me out

Ed: *runs towards Eddy* EDDY! *hugs him really tight* EDDY EDDY EDDY I MISSED YOU SOO MUUCH! *crying*

Eddy: *Punches Ed* GET A GRIP LUMPY,Wait is double d here?

Edd: *in the conor* s-s-so naked..so s-sexual

Eddy: *walks towarsd edd* Hey Double D you ok?

Edd: n-n-naked body so beutiful can't help my self *nose drops blood*

Eddy: *Chokes Edd* YOU SAW BLAIR NAKED?

Edd: *gets Eddys hand off of his neck* yes but i didnt injoy it..well i did but i couldent have-*hears a giant explosion*

Eddy: *runs in the bath room* NAKED FIGHT?

Blair: *clothed* sorry. But if you want...i can take my clothes off for you~

Eddy: HELL YEA-

Edd: *takes Eddy and runs away with Ed* UM SORRY TO INTERUPED YOU BLAIR WE'LL GO NOW

  • outside*


Eddy: What was that for sockhead?

Edd: eddy your not yet ready to see a nude women

Eddy: I'M 14!!

Edd: exsactly my point

Eddy: well come on we gotta find our friends


  • the next day*


Maka: alright this time i made a plan to finish off blair once and for all

Soul: wait..you hear that?

Eddy: ATTACK *trys to tackle Maka and soul*

Maka: *kicks Eddy in the face*

Eddy: AHHH MY FACE, WHAT THE HELL MAKA?

Maka: sorry Eddy i thought you were

Blair: *hugs Soul and puts his face in her boobs* Oh you came back my little sythe boy~

Soul: *gets another nose bleed*

Ed: NEW FRIEND *drags soul and runs away quickly*

Maka hey what was that?

Eddy: Nevermind that RUN *carries Maka then runs away with Ed and Edd*

Edd: *sees Maka* M-Maka?

Maka: Double D?

Ed,Eddy,and Soul: YOU KNOW EACH OTHER?

Edd: oh well its kind of hard to explain..you see

  • Flashback*


Edd: oh please dont hurt me *covers his head*

Bully 1: sorry loser *grabs Double d's Hat*

Edd: *takes it back before anyone see's* Please cant we act like gentlemen?

Bully 2: *pushes Edd* SHUT UP LOSER

Bully 1: *grabs Double D by the shirt* i'm gonna injoy this *is about to punch Edd*

Maka: *throws a book at the bully's head* Leave him alone you bully!

Bully 3: *pokes Maka's Head* what are you gonna do about it shrimp

Maka:..*grabs the book* Maka...CHOP *chops all the bullies to knock them all out*

Edd: t-that was amazing ms m-my name is Edd ward but with 2 d's whats yours?

Maka: my names Maka Albarn nice to Meet you

Edd: um *blushes* thank you for saving me

Maka: no problem double d

Edd: hmm...Double..D?

Maka: yeah thats my nick name for ya, you like it?

Edd:...yes..yes i do *walks home with Maka

  • Flashback ends*


Edd: we played all the time after that

Edd: until the day me and my parents moved to the cul-da-sac

Maka: yeah and you'd never alow me in your room huh Double D *giggles*

Edd: um well i'm uncomfterable with girls in my room you know *blushes*

Maka: well it was nice seeing you Double D but we have to go now *walks away*


Eddy: hey sock head...you were friends...with a chick?

Edd: how is that so hard to belive?

Eddy: well your spinless just like a jelly fish.

Eddy: well that was fun lets just go home *walks away*

Edd: wait..before we goo..i think its best we find our friends and help Maka

Eddy: ARE YOU KIDDING SOCKHEAD?

Edd: no i'm not Eddy

Eddy: well forget this i'm going *hears another explosion*

Edd: MAKA'S IN TROUBLE ED LETS GO

Ed: OK DOUBLE D *runs with Double D to where the explosion came from*

Maka: *in the roof hanging on to soul in his Sythe form* Soul we need to work together...

Soul: *turns back to his human form*....Maka....*lets go of her*

Edd: MAKA

Maka: *falls in a trash can then gets out* SOUL WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

Soul: maka...find a new partner ok...?

Maka: soul?

Soul: *has hearts in his eyes* I wanna be Witch blairs sythe now~

Maka: HUH?

Blair: REALLY SYTHE BOY YOU MEAN IT~?

Soul: *Walks towards Blair*

Maka: BLAIR YOU'VE PUT A SPELL ON MY PARTNER

Soul:...you really are dumb arint you miss tiny tits?

Soul: only an idiot wouldent go with a babe like her..and stay with a flat chested girl like you..

Edd: THATS NOT TRUE!

Maka: D-Double D?..

Edd: Maka...*walks towards her and looks at soul and blair* i'll be your partner...if you want me to *gets his ruler out*

Ed: *infront of Maka and Doubl D* ME TO

Soul:...heh idiots *turns his arm to a sythe* MAKA *puts his hand out*

Maka: *grabs his hand and tries to cut blair but she jumps*

Blair:...aww its not nice to play tricks on blair like that...

Blair: I geuss i have to kill you all~


Edd: sorry blair...but i've known Maka longer...and i must fight you *gulps*

blair...alright..pumpkin pumpkin

pum-pumpk-

Eddy: *Kicks her in the face*

Eddy: AHH *falls on his face then gets up quickly*

Eddy: i figured somthing out here..

Blair: whats that?..

Eddy: *grabs Edd and Ed and throws them in the air*

Edd and Ed: AHHH

Eddy: heh *raises his hands*

Ed and Edd: *somehow turn to a hammer and a sowrd*

Eddy: I AM I MEISTER...AND I'M GONNA KICK YOUR HOT ASS *jumps towards her and Hits her toward s Maka and soul* FINISH IT

Maka: *cuts blair in half*

Blair: *turns to her soul*

Eddy: your welcome *chuckles*

Soul: *turns to his human form then eats her soul*

Maka: here it is

Soul: AAAAAHHHHH THE POWER CORSING THROUGH MY VAINS *alot of sythes come of of his spines*

Soul: *burps*

Maka: GROOSSS


Edd: thats revulting soul

Eddy: *sees a cat* uhh..guys

Blair: meoow

Maka and Soul: is that?

Blair: Blair never said she was a witch now did she

All: WHAAAAT?

Soul: SO I ATE 99 KISHIN SOULS AND 1 CAT SOUL?

Maka:...thats not all..


Maka: WE FAIlED

Soul: DAMN IT *gets on his motorcycle and drives away* ===Eddy: HEY WHAT ABOUT *gets lifted by a pumpkin

Edd: *also gets lifted* Oh dear

Ed: *same thing with Ed* YAAY

Blair: *next to soul and Maka along with the eds* come on sythe boy just ditch this girl and go with a real women

Eddy: oh and we need to crash at your place till we can get back home if thats ok

Soul: *grins*...this is not cool at all

Edd: well look on the bright side adleast we can have a chance to live with our new friends

Maka:...well yeah i geuss

Episode 2: The Ultimate Showdown. Black Star vs Eddy?===

Eddy: AHH I can't belive we gotta go to school

Edd: Chear up Eddy its vary nice that lord death gave a chance to spred our wings and enter this new way of lif

Ed: YEAH AND WE CAN STAY WITH OUR NEW FRIENDS MAKA AND SOUL *hugs both Maka and soul*

Soul: *sniffing* AHH ED *pushes him away* ITS CALLED DEOTERENT DUDE

Ed: DEO? WHERE BAD BAD FOR ED *runs away to the school* AHHHH

Soul: Crap WAIT ED NOT SO-


Ed: *gets Punched in the face*

????: HA THATS RIGHT NEW KID STAY DOWN

Edd: EDD ARE YOU ALRIGHT!?!

Ed: pudding tastes good Double D *eyes swerling*

Edd: i have the right to report you to the *gets Punched* p-princeble*passes out

????: 2 down 1 to go

Eddy: huh? NO WAIT *remembers the fight he had with blair* You know what? *fighting stance* BRING IT uhh hey whats your name?

Black Star: I am the big shot the shooting star... BLACK STAR!

Eddy: wow he's kinda full of himself well come on *puts his fists up*

Black Star: *knocks Eddy out in under 5 seconds with a single punch*

Eddy: *Wakes up in the nurses office* what happend?

Maka: Black Star knocked you out in under 5 seconds

Soul: well that's Black Star for ya

Edd: He quickly apolojized when he knew we were friends with soul

Black Star: yeah heh sorry somtimes a big man like myself isn't capable of taking it easy

Eddy:*pushes Black Star out of the way* idiot I WANNA REMATCH

Edd: Eddy you can't be-

Eddy: Yeah i can Double D i dont wanna be a weekling again...

Black Star: HA HA HA WELL IF YOU WANT I CAN GO EASY ON YOU LITTLE GUY

Eddy:DONT CALL ME LITTLE *slams the door*

Black Star: heh whats his proble,

Maka: *chops Black Star with her Book*

Soul: *sigh* lets just get to class

  • after class*

Eddy: that was actually awsome

Edd: oh dear..theres alot of death and monsters here

Black Star: OK Eddy you sure you wanna fight me?


Eddy:dont touch me *walks to the front of the school*

Edd: oh dear.. he's remembering Kevin again

Soul: whose kevin?

Edd: well kevin is the biggest bully from the cul-da-sac and he alwaays called us "dorks"

Blackstar: so its his fault...heh well.....i geuss...I DONT HAVE TO HOLD BACK THEN HUH?

Edd: WHAT?!

Blackstar: he wants to be a big man so he'll have to fight me then so he can be the biggest man he can be right?

Edd: NO

Blackstar alright i'm gonna find Eddy now *jumps really high* YAHOO

Edd:..*sigh*,,,moron

Ed: What do we do Double d? *walking with him*

Edd: i'm not sure Ed *bumps in to tsubaki*

Tsubaki: Oh dear i'm sorry *picks Double D up*

Edd: no harm do-*looks at tsubaki then sweats* oh h-h-hello there miss


Tsubaki: i'm sorry my name is tsubaki whats your name

Edd: um m-m-m-my n-n-name i-is e-e-e-d-d-d-d-d-w-w-w-waa *passes out*

Ed: *picks up double D* I AM ED AND THIS IS DOUBLE D

Edd: MY FRIENDS CALL ME EDWARD AND MY NAME IS DOUBLE D...no wait i mean my names edward with two beutiful geogious eyes and no wait i mean

Tsubaki: its ok Double D

Edd: she knows my name ITS ME MEETING MAKA AL OVER AGAIN *passes out again

Blackstar: HEY TSUBAKI THERE YOU ARE!!

Tsubaki: Oh hello Blackstar

Blackstar: Its time to fight the new kid

Tsubaki: right sorry *turns to a samurai sowrd*

Blackstar: Nice. *grabs tsubaki* sorry double d duty calls

Edd: BLACKSTAR PLEASE RECONSIDER

Tsubaki: wait is he's your friend?

Blackstar: Yeah mine to but we need to boost his confedence so we need to kick his ass

Tsubaki: BLACKSTAR!!

Edd: please Blackstar reconcider

Blackstar: *ignors him*

Edd: ED WE NEED TO HELP EDDY AND QUICK *runs to the front*

Eddy: weapon huh?....fine..i see..*grin* good luck bud

Blackstar: I dont need Luck I'M BLACKSTAR *running towards Eddy*

Eddy: crap...

Edd: *blocks the attack from tsubaki with his hammer arm*

Blackstar: DOUBLE D WHAT THE HELL?

Edd: sorry Blackstar...but you cant hurt our firend

Ed: YEAH *turns to a sword*

Edd: Lets get this over with *turns to a Hammer*

Eddy: *grabs his sowrd and hammer*...now Blackstar...lets rock *Kicks Blackstar in the gut*

Blackstar: *blocks it and tries to slash Eddy*

Eddy: *blocks the attacks*

Maka: *watching the fight* wow..The Eds are week together...

Soul: yeah but together there almost as good as you and me

Eddy: *HERE I GO *throws Double D at Blackstar*

Blackstar:*tries to block but the force of Double Ds throw Blackstar drops tsubaki

Edd: sorry tsubaki

Eddy: *jumps really high and cuts blackstar' in the arm*

Eddy: WERE WINNIG *kicks blackstar in the gut

Blackstar: AHH

Eddy: NOW TIME TO FINISH THIS *jumps in the air and tries to punch Blackstar*

Kevin: HEY LOSER!

Eddy: Kevin?

Blackstar: *kicks Eddy in the face*

Eddy: AHHH *gets knocked down,gets up then sees kevin* Shovelchin?

Kevin: hey loser losing a fight

Blackstar: HEY NO INTERUPTIONS

Kevin: alright then i'll just watch *sits down*

Eddy: *grabs blackstar then throws him to the other side of the feild*

Kevin: OHHH a throw havint seen that HA HAA

Eddy: grrrr you..

Blackstar: *kicks Eddy in the face then grabs tsubaki*

Blackstar: alright tsubaki Lets finish this

Tsubaki: right

Blackstar: *throws tsubaki in her smoke bomb form then tries to strike*

Eddy: I CANT SEE *picks up Doubld D and Ed*

Blackstar: *behind Eddy* CERTIAN KILL: BLACKSTARS BIG WAVE *punches Eddy in the spine and electricity comes out of his back and then passes out*

Eddy: *coughs out blood then gets knocked down*

Kevin: HA HAAA I KNEW IT I KNEW DORKY WOULD LOSE

Eddy: *passed out*

Edd: EDDY GET UP PLEASE

Ed: EDDY PLEASE YOU CAN BEAT HIM

Blackstar: well Geuss i won

Kevin: YOUR A LOSER AND YOU ALWAS WILL BE DORK HA HA

Eddy: *opens eyes and gets up*

Eddy: hey blackstar...

Blackstar: huh?

Eddy: ...*closes his eyes*

Kevin: whats that dork doing?

Blackstar: TSUBAKI *grabs her in her sowrd form*

Eddy: Batter....*opens his eyes uses batter Ed but this time with weapons so its more deadler and faster* EDDYYYY

Blackstar: *tries to block but gets hit anyway then loses*

Eddy: *painting* w-we won?

Edd: we won?

Kevin: THEY WON?!?

Eds: WE WOOON

Blackstar: *gets up slowly* wow...i lost big time huh tsubaki?

Tsubaki: i'm affraid so Blackstar

Blackstar: heh heh *gets up and gives eddy a high five* you've bested me for today

Eddy: wow t-thanks blackstar

Kevin: HOW THE HELL DID YOU LOSE YOU LITTLE PRICK COME ON YOU HAVE MUCELS AND THERE DORKS AND ANOTHER THING-

Blackstar: that him?

Eddy: yep

Blackstar: *grabs Kevin by the head* your kevin huh loser?

Kevin y-yeah?

Blackstar: you guys might wanna get out of here *cracks his knuckles* this is gonna get ugly

  • everyone walks away then hear breaking bones,pain,suffering and screaming*

Maka: so how'd kevin get here?

Soul: not sure

Eddy Hey who cares then next mission we see *grabs edd and ed by the neck* we'll be the first ones to take a crack at it

Blackstar: yeah heh he's the real dork i mean he screams like a girl

Kevin: *all beaten up and limps into an ally* those dorks..there gonna get it

????: hello there little boy...

Kevin: hey lady sorry but i dont have time for games

????: you want to destroy those 3 children right?

Kevin: HELL YEAH

????: well then...follow me.... i'll make you stronger..*evil grin*

Episode 3: Nightmares of the Eds: Were they the reason for the explosion?

Eddy: *sleeping and snoring*

Eddy: *thinknig* Ahh nothing like good nap to start the day *wakes up and sees Blair on top of him*

Eddy: BREATS? Imean Blair? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

Blair: i want someone to play with..and sence Soul and Maka arint here how about you play with blair~

Eddy: HELL YEAH *sweating* uh-well i mean i dont know i'm kinda-

Ed: EDDY *carries him* CAN I PLAY WITH YOU?

Eddy: NO *dropkicks Ed* I'M GOING TO PLAY WITH BLAIR

Ed: Can i join?

Eddy: OH HELL NO *beats up Ed*

Maka: *walks in gets her book and Hits Ed and Eddy in the face with it*

Maka: there Eddy you can get your sleep now..idiot

  • with Black star and tssubaki*

Black star: so guys can you tell us how you guys got here?

Edd: well me and Ed cant remember but w think Eddy can

Eddy: well...it was weird we were doing a scam and everything blew up and i saw you and Ed covered in blood....and some kid beating me to a bloody pulp with a sowrd that was...screaming and.......uhh..Thats all i remember

Blackstar: HAH sounds like a Bad dream thats all

Eddy: no no..it was more then a dream..it felt so real...

Tsubaki: dream or not try to forget it for now

Eddy: alright so blackstar hows ther soul collecting coming along

Tsubaki: *sighs*

Blackstar: HA HA HAAA WELL WERE GETTING CLOSER AND CLOSER FOR TSUBAKI TO BECOME A DEATH SYTHE

Eddy: back to square 1 huh?

Tsubaki: we havint even left square one

Blackstar: HA HA DONT WORY WE'LL GET AROUND

Ed: YEAH I BELIVE IN YOU BLACKSTAR

Eddy: yeah even a monkey can collect 100 souls *chuckles*

Blackstar: HEY!

  • back in Eddys Bed*

Eddy: *dreaming* HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ALL THE MONEY AND JAWBREAKERS IN THE WORLD IS MINE ALL MIINIE BWAAA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAA

Ed: I am a lump

Edd: oh eddy your so breliant i would have never geussed how to do an exelent scam like that one!

Maka: so brave,so smart and alot better at monkey boy kevin! *Edd and Maka kiss Eddys feet*

Tsubaki: yeah and so strong to~ *rubs his arms*

Blair: yeah soo smooth~ *also rubing his arms*

Eddy: heh one at a time ladies

Eddy: *Everything fades away and is replaced by a dystroed cul-da-sac* huh? w-whats going on?

????: there all dead..now..Lady medusa wants us to eat your soul...i geuss we must ragnorok...scream resonance

Eddy: *Runnng away while ragnorok uses scream resonance* HELP MEEE!

Eddy: *trips and falls on his face*

Eddy: wh-who are you?

Crona: my name is Demon sowrdsmen crona...now...die *grins evily then stabs Eddy*

Eddy: *wakes up* AAAAAHHHHHH

Soul: *kicks Eddys door open* WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU?

Eddy: soul is that you *smacks him in the face*

Soul: HEY WHATS YOUR PROBLEM?

Eddy: sorry man..i just had this weird dream...and i...i dont know what that wa about?

Soul: *sighs* just go to sleep you guys got your first mission tomarrow *slams the door*

Eddy: yeah..first mission *sleeps*

Edd: AHH Paris the city of lights,city of romance and love so romantic

Ed: NEW FOODS TO TRY,MAYBE EVEN FRENCH GRAVY EDDY!

Eddy: Yeah now lets scam us some new pigions

Edd: in a little bit but first our mission

Eddy: *groans* fine

  • in the sky*

Medusa: eat my child..*evil grin*

Eddy: OK BOB THE BUTCHER YOUR SOUL IS MINE Bob: i'll cut you into pieces and make soup out of your BONES *jumps towards the Eds*

Eddy: *uses Ed to Stab the butcher*

Bob: *turns to a soul*

Eddy: Double D..did you take the easeist mission did you?

Edd: well...

Eddy: douche *sees the church* Eddy: hey i think theres somthing weird going on in that church over there...l-lets go cheak it out maybe we missed someone

  • inside*

Eddy: *opens the door and heres ragnorok's scream resanance* HEY LEAVES THOSE PEOPLE-

Crona: *looks at Eddy*

Eddy: a-alone?

Crona: *ragnorok comes out of his Back* AHHHHHHHHH

Eddy: yo-you-your that kid in my dreams?

ragnorok: *Puts pboth of his fist's into cronas Head* CRONA WHAT THE HELL IS HE TALKING ABOUT?

Crona: i dont know..maybe he's crazy

Edd: We are from the DWMA and you are eating inocent souls for your own personal gain

Ed: GET READY FOR THE BUTT KICKING OF YOUR LIFE *him and Double D turn to there weapon forms* Eddy: *grabs them*....guys...lets do our best right now...*gulps*

Ragnorok: well crona...*grabs his face* DONT STAND THERE LIKE AN IDIOT, LETS EAT THERE SOULS *turns to his weapon form* Crona: yes...*grabs ragnorok in his weapon form

Eddy: *runs towrds him then jumps in the air*

Crona: *tries to cut Eddy*

Eddy: *blocks*

Eddy: *kicks crona in the face then uses Ed to Slam cronas face in*

Crona *has no effect* hey...

Eddy: W-What the hell is he?

Crona: *hitting Eddy with ragnorok*

Eddy: *Blocks With Ed and Double D* W-WHAT IS HE?

Edd: Eddy you need to keep blocking

Eddy: B-but if i do you guys will die

Ed: PLEASE EDDY

Eddy: *kicks crona and tries to open the door& HEELP MEEE

Crona:...no....its over for you....*about to strike Eddy*

Eddy: *closes his eyes*

Ed and Edd: *Turn to normal and they get hit insted then pass out*

Eddy...G-guys?

Eddy: ED,DOUBLE D...WAKE UP...PLEEEEEASE!! *on the floor crying* I-I'm to young and handsome to die...b-but with out you guys..i'm nothing...please...PLEASE DONT DIE!!!

Ragnorok: AH GOD NOT ANOTHER CHICK FLICK, LETS KILL THESE GUYS ALREADY

Crona: yes...*is about to kill Eddy*

Eddy: *closes his eyes*

Stein: *kicks the door open* Good morning Students

Eddy: p-professer stein

Stein: well i cant have my students die out on me,especially in the first day

Eddy: HEY

Stein: nice seeing you again little....uhhh thing?

Crona: Ragnorok what do i do. i-i don't know how to deal with two on one

Ragnorok: DARN IT CRONA JUST FIGHT THEM YOU IDIOT *gives him a noogie*

Crona: *runs towrds stein*

Stein: *kicks him in the gut and cuts his sholder*

Crona: AHHH *falls on hiss face*

Ragnorok: CRONA GET UP YOU IDIOT

Stein: me and spirit will keep them company until you guys can get out

Eddy: got it *drags Ed and Double D and runs really fast*

Stein: wow what an idiot

Spirit: yeah i know

  • back at the DWMA*

Eddy: soo will they be ok nurse

Medusa: well on the looks of things your friends have had the same experiance as soul

Eddy: really?...well why didnt maka or soul tell me,ed or double d?

Medusa: i geuss they were afried to tell you..i'll give you three some space *walks out of the room*

Eddy:...you two put up a scare...but don't worry...THE NEXT GUY WHO WANTS TO FIGHT US IS GONNA GET THE ASS KICKING OF A LIFE TIME

Maka: *runs through the door* GUYS ARE YOU OK?

Soul: yeah..we heard you were fighting the same guy we fought a couple of weeks ago...sorry we didnt tell ya

Eddy:...its ok...just don't do that again...*thinking* anyone who wants to fight...Bring it!














Episode 4: The fight of the century. Eddy,Black star and Soul Eater vs Death the kid?

Kid: *walking to the school* Liz,Patty have you ever seen somthing so symetrical,so perfect...so

Eddy: HEY YOU THE NEW KID?

Kid: hmm? who wants to kn-wait a second

Kid:....*looks at Eddys right side* right *looks at Eddys Left side* left....right....left

Eddy: w-what are you doing?

Liz: patty he's doing it again...

Patty :*laughing*

Kid: *kicks Eddy in the face* DON'T TALK TO ME YOU UNSYMETRICAL PILE OF GARBAGE!

Eddy: uh b-b-black star,Soul ANYTIME NOW!?!

Black star: *on top of some spike thing* YAHOO HEY NEW KID GET READY TO MEET DEFEAT WHILE I BLACK STAR THE ONE WHO SURPASE GOD WILL-*the spike breaks and he falls down* AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

Black star: *lands on his feet* wow thats been happaning alot lately

Kid: you-you-you MISERABLE BRAT LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO MY FATHERS SCHOOL

Soul: *walks by* *sigh* little rich daddys boy. Ok you two lets kick there asses

Black star: ALL RIGHT YAHOO

Eddy: oh man fine *mumbles*

Kid: PATTY,LIZ weapon Form

Patty: KAAAY

Liz: fine...*both turn to guns*

Kid: *grabs them both*

  • in class*

Maka: i hope those idiots arint fighting the new kid

some Kid: Hey 3 dudes are fighting the new kid

Edd: oh dear

Tsubaki: we better go and see whats going on

Ed: EDDYS IN TROUBLE *runs out side*

Kid: *shots Blackstar,Soul,and Eddy*

Eddy: *running away from the bullets*

Soul: *same thing*

Blackstar: *douges patty and liz' bullets* man what a wuss fight close up ya

Kid: *kicks blackstar in the face*

Eddy: Hey sockhead volume 2 *runs towards kid* how about a taste of my *jumps in the air and wraps his yo-yo in his hand* EDDY CHOP! *tries to hit him*

Kid: *douges and shots Eddy in the chest*

Eddy: *on the ground* AHH WHAT THE HELL MAN THAT HURT LIKE 2\10 BITCHES ON A BOAT

Maka: *watches the fight* so thats the new kid every one's talking about

Edd: i geuss so...lord deaths son death the kid

Ed: EDDY AND COMPANY DON'T STAND A CHANCE *sobing*

Tsubaki: *pets Eds head* um don't worry he'll be fine

Eddy: *Get's up* i'm hurt now

Blackstar: soul lets go

Soul: got it

Blackstar: Alright new student were gonna end this

Soul: *flies up in the air and turns to a sythe*

Blackstar: YEAH THE POWER OF FRIENDSHI-

Soul: *stabs blackstar in the head by mistake and slowly falls down* Blackstar: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH *closes his hair to stop the blood* what the hell man!

Soul: Hey your the idiot who cant catch

Eddy: why me *face plam*

Edd: oh dear this dosint look good

Blackstar: *tries to pick up soul but shocks him with his wave length*

Soul: *turns back to normal* WHATS THE DEAL USEING YOUR WAVELENGTH LIKE THAT!

Black star: TAKE IT LIKE A MAN

Soul: Black star...its over between us

Black star: i'm sorry soul,i didint mean to be like that...your my homie

Soul: oh you IDIOT *runs to blackstar*

Black star: OH COME HERE YOOU

Soul: BLACKSTAR!~

Black star: SOOUL!~ Soul: BLACKSTAAAR~

Black star: SOOOUL~!

Both: *hug each other*

Eddy: you guys..are soo...freaking..gay

Kid: *shoots them both* Kid: oops,sorry...my fingers sliped Soul: HEY HOW DARE YOU INTERUPED ARE MAN HUG!!

Black star: YEAH JUST WHEN IT WAS GETTING GOOD TO!! Eddy: oookaaay completely ignoring the gayness you two are admiting right now

Kid: alright then..Liz,Patty lets end this

Patty: OKAAY~

Liz: if you say so

Both: *liz and patty turn to cannons in Kids arm*

Kid: now you experiance the true power of a grim reaper...*is preparing to shot them*

Soul: uh black star i think its time we surender

Eddy: YEAH LETS GET OUT OF HERE

Black star: NO WAY I'VE GOTTEN SHOT BY BIGGER THINGS

Kid: DEATH CANNON! *shots them*

Soul & Eddy: BLACK STAR BLACK STAR BLACK STAR BLACK STAR!!

Black star: come on guys that shot isint big enough for- OH GOD *All three of them get shot by the death cannon*

All three: *knocked out by the cannon*

Kid: well that was pethedi-

Ed: *eating gravey then gets some on Kids clothes*

Kid: *spits out blood and passes out*

Eddy: *gets up* huh? HEY GUYS WE WON!

Soul: *gets up* huh?

Black star: *gets up aswell* huh? we did? Er i mean YAHOO I TOLD A SHOTING STAR ASSASIN LIKE ME COULDENT LOSE TO THE LIKES OF HIM

Liz and patty: *turn back into there human form and cheek on kid* Eddy: heh heh *licks his hair back and walks towrds Liz* hey baby *gives her his phone number* how about you call me and we can-

Maka: *chops Eddy*

Edd: *lets go Eddy *grabs him by the hair and drags him* lets get you to the nurse's office romeo *giggle* i couldent resist

Lord death: Oh dear i geuss kid met black star *carries kid* i do apolijize for my sons behaviour but i'm pretty sure black star had somthing to do with this as well alright then kid lets get you back home

Maka: hmm i wonder what lord deaths soul wavelength is like *looks at there souls* strange...Kid has a soul but wheres lord deaths?

Soul: Hey maka, lets just get back to class before and pretend this never happend

Maka: right coming *walks to the school*


End of the Episode


Episode 5: The wrath of professor stien,The expoltion of Eddy and freinds

(HEY YOU THINK OF GOOD TITLES OK?)


Black star: hitting alot of dummies*

Ed: oh oh black star can i play

Blackstar sorry Ed *shocks one of the dummies to blow its head off* but you need to be a trained professional in order to do this intence training

Ed: Oh i can do that easily *moves his feet backand forth then lightning came out of his unibrow*

Black star: uhh *gets pulled by Eds gravitational pull* WHAT THE?

Ed: *Laughing and puts his finger out* Like this black star

Black star: NO WAIT ED!

Ed: HA HA HA HA zapatiy zap zap

Black star: AAAAHHHHH

Ed: *shocks black star* Your it black star!

Black star: *passed out*

Edd: OH DEAR BLACK STAR ARE YOU ALRIGHT? *runs towrds him*

Black star: mommy?...is that you? *eyes swerling*

Eddy: HAH you teaching Ed to use his wavelength again?

Black star: *gets up* y-yeah

Tsubaki: BLACK STAR WHAT HAPPENED?

Edd: Dont ask...

  • back in class*

Soul: Hey maka you alright?

Maka: quiet...i'm reading

Soul: man maka...don't be such a bookworm al the time this happend like twice now


Maka: *closes her book* maka...CHOP!! *chops soul in the head with her book*

Soul: *passes out*

Eddy: *looks at soul* Hey man you ok?

Soul: Maka's just mad cause she thought i was having sex with blair.. *rubs his head*

Eddy: *gets pissed a little* you werint though...WERE YOU

Soul: N-NO! *nose drops blood*

Eddy: Good


Soul: Oh yeah..you know sid?

Eddy: you mean that teacher we had?

Soul: yeah thats the one...rumor has it that he died...again

Maka: *puts down her book* really how?

Soul: A piece of the statue of liberty hit sid in the head

Edd: *over hears the conversation* oh dear what a terrible way to go

Ed: *jumps out of his seat* MAYBE SID TURNED INTO A ZOMBIE WITH SUPER SPEED AND STRANGTH

Eddy: *punches Ed in the face* YOU IDIOT QUIET DOWN

Edd: by the way i overheard your father might be teaching us from now on Maka Maka: Wait WHAT?!

Spirit: *kicks the door* ALRIGHT CLASS I'M MR.DEATH SYTHE ONLY 2 RULES AND THOSE RULES ARE SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!!!

Edd: Good morning mr.death sythe sir

Spirit: YEAH THATS RIGHT GIVE ME ALL THE RESPECT I DISERVE!!

Soul: *raises his hand*

Spirit: yes soul?

Soul: hey when are you gonna teach us somthing already?

spirit: you know what soul...for that *gives soul an F for today

Soul: HEY THATS NOT FAIR

Eddy: HA HA HA looks like the teacher hates you huh?

Spirit: *gives Eddy a failing grade* since i don't like you either you also get a failing grade

Eddy: HUH!?!?

Soul: *chuckles* I geuss he dosint like you either

Eddy: shut up...

Spirit: oh Ed Edd and Eddy. Lord death woul like to see you

  • at lord death room*

Eddy: alright this is gonna be a pain...

Ed: WE GET TO TALK TO THE SKELOTON MAN *ed jumps high with glee*

Edd: well i wonder what lord death wants to talk to us about?

Eddy: hes probably gonna give us a super awsome misson like we get to assisonate justin beiber

Edd: Eddy...i cant understand why you hate him so much...

Ed: *writes the numbers 42-42-564 on the mirrior with gravy* Eddy: wait how did you remember that number?

Ed: i geussed eddy Eddy: *faceplant* of course you did...

Lord death: hello eds

Eddy yeah hey lord death are we in trouble? Lord death: well...sort of

Edd: EDDY!!!! WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME

Eddy: HEY I DIDNT DO ANYTHING

Lord death: exsactly my point you 3 have only collected 1 soul

Eddy: Yeah so what?

Lord death: you havint collected another soul in 5 months

Eddy: so were aking a break soo we'll be seeing ya, come on Ed

Ed: OK EDDY *walks away with Eddy*

Lord death: *chops both the Eds*

Edd: i'm terribly sorry lord death

Lord death: now its quite alright eddward

Ed: *not hurt at all and laughing* BABY MAKE WEE WEE GUYS

Lord death: oh dear

Eddy: *on the floor bleeding from the head* so why are we here Lord death? Lord death: well you three heard the rumors havint you?

Eddy: you mean sid getting stabed in the head by the statue of liberty Lord death: Bingo

Ed: DID HE TURN TO A ZOMBIE LORD DEATH

Lord death: why correct ed how did you know

Ed: i watch lots of monster movies

Lord death: um...thats..good for you?

Eddy: so how come sid's back to life?

Lord death: one of my meisters that graduated from the D.W.M.A has turned sid into a zombie.

Edd: But why turn sid into one?

Lord death: Thats what i want you three to find out,and i also need you three to capture sid and the meisters soul for your lession

Eddy: this is a lession..greaaaat

Lord death: well..look at it this way, if you fail this lession.....it will be an automatic expolsion to the achademy

Edd And Eddy: WHAAAT!?!?!

Ed: YAAAY NO MORE SCHOOL *laughing*

Lord death: *chops him 3 times*

Ed: *laughing still*

Lord death: um..well you'll have to go to sids grave right away

Eddy: *still depressed* b-but who are we looking for?....

Lord death: The best meister to graduate here...was doctor frakenstien

  • at the cemtary*

Edd: i-i cant belive this..expulsion...faliure..

Eddy: SID GET OUT HERE I'M NOT GETTING EXPELED

Ed: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA NO MORE SCHOOL EDDY =D

Eddy: Ed you realize if your expleled sarah will tell your mom

Ed:...SID YOU STUPID ZOMBIE F*** GET OUT HERE SO I CAN PUT YOUR D*** IN YOUR ***

(10 minutes of cencorship later)

Edd: *pulls on Ed's ears* ED WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE YOUNG

Eddy: *Gets grabed by the Hair*

Sid: are you scared...

Soul: *turns to a scythe and tries to cut Sid*

Sid: *Throws Eddy at Soul* Eddy: AAAHH LOOK OUT!!

Soul: CRAP!!! *turns back and gets hit by Eddy*

Eddy: *gets up* WHAT THE HELLS YOUR PROBLEM SOUL!!

Soul: SHUT THE HELL UP YOUR THE IDIOT THAT BUMPED IN TO ME!!

Eddy: I WAS THROWN BY A SUPER ZOMBIE!!!

Maka: *grabed by sid* GUYS SIDS ABOUT TO KILL ME, A LITTLE HELP PLEASE!?

Eddy and Soul: SHUT THE HELL UP MAKA!

Edd: *Turns his arm to his hammer form and hits sid in the face to let maka go* M-Maka are you alright?

Maka: Yeah i;m fine...*looks at Eddy and Soul* NO THANKS TO YOU IDIOTS!!!!

Eddy: Hey if it was'nt soul we would've already beated that ass wipe in 5 seconds-

Sid: *gets a tombstone and hits eddy in the face with it*

Eddy: *on the floor with swerly eyes* yes mommy i would like some maple syrup pie~ Black*Star: Man..what a weaking

Ed: Ha Ha Ha Eddy went boom Double D Edd: Oh dear *picks Eddy up* Eddy we need to stay focused

Eddy: R-Right Ed Double D Weapon forms now!

Ed: KK *turns to his sowrd form*

Edd: Yes indeedy *turns to his hammer form*

Eddy: *Grabs them both* ok then..Sid The Zombie..Your soul is mine! *runs towrds Him* Sid: *jumps and kicks him in the face*

Eddy: *Gets back up quickly and hits him with a hammer up to the sky then jumps high* Come on is this all zombies can do? how pethedic *tries to hit Sid with Ed but misses*

Sid: *above Eddy* Living...

Eddy: mommy?...

Sid: END! *hits Eddy so hard down He Exploded in impact* Black*Star: well glad that wasint me..Tsubaki chain scythe mode hurry! Tsubaki: Right! *turns to a chain scythe*

Black*Star: *jumps towrds sid* ALRIGHT LOSER LETS GO!

Sid: Living.. *gets his Tobstone ready*

Tsubaki: Black*Star look out!! Sid: END! *Black*Star as well as Eddy Also explodes on impact* Maka: Eh!?

Soul: BLACK*STAR,EDDY! Maka: Ok I have an idea.

Soul: Whats up maka? Maka: Right when Sid gets down we need to use our new Soul wavelength abillity

Soul: Heh now your speaking my language! Sid: *lands on the ground* we'll i wasint the kind of guy who'd pick on little kids...but i guess i'm not that guy anymore *runs towrds Maka And soul*

Maka: Ok Soul now!

Soul and Maka: Lets go Soul Resonance! Maka: Witch Hunter Slash! Sid: There wavelength is alot stronger from eairlier!

Eddy: *gets up* Hey look *points at Maka and Soul* Black*Star: *gets up* Damn, figurs Maka would get the spotlight

Maka: Alright Sid your soul is mi-*trips and acsidently slashes a giant slash beam thing at Black*Star and Eddy*

Black*Star and Eddy: AAAHHH *Dodge's the attack*

Eddy: WHAT THE HELLS THE BIG IDEA!!!

Black*star: YEAH YOU COULD'EV KILLED US!!

Maka: Heh Heh sorry about that guys looks like we need some work still

Sid: *jumps towrds Maka* Your mine now brat!!

Black*Star: Crap! Lets go Speed*Star! Black*Star: *Runs as fast as he can and ties SId,Soul and Maka around Tsubakis chain scythe mode* Sorry but theres no killing anyone in my watch

Maka: uuhh...Black*Star..YOU TIED US UP TO YOU IDIOT!!

Eddy: BWA HA HA HA HA THATS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN

Ed: *laughs with Eddy* why are we laughing Eddy?

  • back in lord deaths room*

Lord Death..well i guess They've succeded in defeating Sid

Kid: but father a quick question..who or what are they up agents now..

Lord death: The man that they will be facing was the greatest meister that graduated in the D.W.M.A Lord death: His name is...doctor Franken Stien...



more coming soon...






Episode 6:

Episode 7:

Episode 8: Ed Edd n Eddy's first scam

Episode 9:

Episode 10: Episode 11:

Episode 12:

Episode 13:

Episode 14:

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