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Game Info:

Grand Theft Auto: Peach Creek is an open-world video game created by EddoWilliams2016, It is available for the PS2, PS3. PS4, Xbox. Xbox 360, Xbox One. PC, iOS and Android.

The game is also available on Steam.

The theme song for this game can be found here.

Note: The game is set in 2016, 16 years after the events of the original show. Which means that the characters are also grown up.

Big credits go to TEd711 for writing Ed Abuse I, some chapters from his fanfic were used as the game's beginning with some edits here and there.

Characters:

Let's get onto something real important, the characters!

Ed:

The protagonist of the game, you play as him and he is a good friend of Edd and Eddy.

Age: 28.

Edd:

One of the main characters in the game, he is better known as Double D. He is a good friend of Ed and Eddy and his missions are available after the completion of the mission "Tour" for Ed.

Age: 28.

Eddy:

One of the main characters in the game, he is a good friend of Ed and Edd and his missions are available after the completion of the mission "Evidence Dump" for Edd.

Age: 28.

Sarah:

One of the main characters in the game, she is Ed's sister and her missions are available after the completion of the mission "Down for the Count" for Eddy.

She is living in her own house in the now-completely built Peach Creek Estates Phase 2 by the time Ed returns to Peach Creek.

Age: 21.

Jimmy:

One of the main characters in the game, he is a weapons dealer and his missions are available after the completion of the mission "Van Heist" for Sarah.

Age: 21.

Rolf:

One of the main characters in the game, he is a farmer and his missions are available after the completion of the mission "Vermin Infestation" for Jimmy.

Age: 28.

Kevin:

One of the main characters in the game, he is a bicycle rider and his missions are available after the completion of the mission "Mobile Massacre" for Rolf.

Age: 28.

Nazz:

One of the main characters in the game, she is the 'unattainable girl' of the neighborhood and her missions are available after the completion of the mission "The Shady Job" for Kevin.

Age: 28.

Jonny:

One of the main characters in the game, he is a hard person to deal with because he is kinda whacky and his missions are available after the completion of the mission "Bald Dude" for Nazz.

Age: 28.

Lee:

One of the main characters in the game, she has two sisters: Marie and May. Her missions are available after the completion of the mission "Wrong Address" for Jonny.

She is still living in the trailer where she and her sisters used to live in the original show.

Age: 28.

Marie:

One of the main characters in the game, she has two sisters: Lee and May. Her missions are available after the completion of the mission "More Tricky than Male" for Lee.

She is living in her own house in the now-completely built Peach Creek Estates Phase 2 by the time Ed returns to Peach Creek.

Age: 28.

May:

One of the main characters in the game, she has two sisters: Marie and Lee. Her missions are available after the completion of the mission "Big Trouble" for Marie.

She is living in her own house in the now-completely built Peach Creek Estates Phase 2 by the time Ed returns to Peach Creek.

Age: 28.

Eddy's Brother:

He is the main antagonist in the game and the leader of the Peach Creek Triads.

Age: 41.

Phil:

He is Rolf's cousin and he was arrested for killing 20 innocent people.

Age: 28.

Sal:

The leader of the Peach Creek Mafia.

Age: 52.

Miguel:

The leader of the Colombian Cartel.

Age: 37.

Ed's Mind:

He is a clone of Ed, whenever he tells Ed to stand up to a certain person, Ed flies into a rage and does as told.

Age: Same as Ed's.

Weapons:

Weapons are featured in all Grand Theft Auto games and this game is no exception, these weapons can be found scattered around Peach Creek:

  • Slot 1: Hand-to-Hand
    • Fists
      • Always available, no need to look for them.
    • Brass Knuckles
  • Slot 2: Melee Weapons
    • Hammer
    • Screwdriver
    • Baseball Bat
    • Nightstick
    • Meat Hook
    • Machete
    • Meat Cleaver
    • Chisel
    • Knife
    • Hockey Stick
    • Golf Club
    • Fire Axe
    • Katana
    • Shovel
    • Cardboard Tube
      • Stronger than any other weapon in the game, but unfortunately it's unobtainable. But you can obtain it by making use of a cheat listed in the Cheats section.
    • Chainsaw
  • Slot 3: Handguns
    • Pistol
      • Based on: Colt M1911.
    • Silenced Pistol
      • Based on: Colt M1911 A1 Silenced.
    • Desert Eagle
      • Based on: IMI Desert Eagle.
    • .357
      • Based on: Colt Python.
  • Slot 4: Shotguns
    • Sawed-Off Shotgun
      • Based on: Remington Spartan.
    • Chrome Shotgun
      • Based on: Ithaca 37 with a wooden stock.
    • Pump-Action Shotgun
      • Based on: Remington 870 with a Police Folding Stock.
    • Stubby Shotgun
      • Based on: Serbu Super Shorty.
    • SPAS 12
      • Based on: Franchi SPAS 12.
  • Slot 5: Sub-Machine Guns
    • Tec-9
      • Based on: Intratec Tec DC-9.
    • Micro Uzi
      • Based on: IMI Micro Uzi.
    • Uzi
      • Based on: IMI Uzi.
    • Silenced Uzi
      • Based on: Silenced IMI Uzi.
    • Mac-10
      • Based on: Ingram MAC-10.
    • Silenced Mac-10
      • Based on: Silenced MAC-10.
    • MP5K
      • Based on: Heckler & Koch MP5K.
    • Silenced MP5K
      • Based on: Silenced SP89.
    • MP5
      • Based on: Heckler & Koch MP5A3.
  • Slot 6: Assault Rifles
    • AK-47
      • Based on: AK-47.
    • Silenced AK-47
      • Based on: Silenced AK-47.
    • Ruger
      • Based on: Ruger Mini-14 GB-F.
    • M16
      • Resembles an Armalite AR10.
    • M16A1
    • M16A2
      • Based on: M16A2. (But the gun more closely resembles the CAR-15.)
    • M4
      • Based on: Colt Model 733.
  • Slot 7: Heavy Weapons
    • M60
      • Based on: M-60.
    • M249
      • Based on: M249 Squad Automatic Weapon.
    • Flamethrower
    • Rocket Launcher
      • Based on: RPG-7 Rocket Launcher.
    • Heat-Seeking Rocket Launcher
      • Based on: SA-7 Grail Anti-Aircraft Missile Launcher.
      • This weapon auto-targets and locks-on to the nearest vehicle, just press FIRE after that. Only one vehicle can be locked-on at a time though.
    • Heavy Rocket Launcher
      • Based on: M72 Light Antitank Weapon Rocket Launcher.
      • Same as Rocket Launcher but causes more destruction.
    • Minigun
      • Based on: GEC M134 Minigun Man-Portable Version.
  • Slot 8: Sniper Rifles
    • Sniper Rifle
      • Based on: Remington 700.
    • Silenced Sniper Rifle
      • Based on: Silenced Remington 700.
    • Laser Sighted Sniper Rifle
      • Based on: H&K MSG90 (SR9T) with both a telescopic sight and a red laser point sight.
    • Silenced Laser Sighted Sniper Rifle
      • Based on: Silenced H&K MSG90 (SR9T) with both a telescopic sight and a red laser point sight.
  • Slot 9: Explosives
    • Molotov Cocktails
    • Grenades
    • Remote Grenades
      • Throw as many grenades as you want, take cover. Switch to the detonator and press FIRE to detonate the grenades.
      • Remote Grenades can stick to walls, pedestrians and vehicles.
    • Tear Gas
      • Doesn't kill people but stuns them for 5-10 seconds.
  • Slot 10: Camera
    • Camera
  • Slot 11: Detonator
    • Detonator
      • Given to you after throwing a Remote Grenade.

Cheats:

PS2, PS3, PS4 and PSP:

Either enter the cheats during gameplay or while in the pause menu.

R2, Cross, L1, L1, L2, L2, L2, Up - Morning

R2, Cross, L1, L1, L2, L2, L2, Left - Noon

R2, Cross, L1, L1, L2, L2, L2, Down - Evening

R2, Cross, L1, L1, L2, L2, L2, Right - Night

R2, R2, L1, L1, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Right, Up - Toggle Infinite Ammo and No Reload

R2, R2, L1, R2, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Right, Up - Full Special Ability

R2, R2, L1, L2, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Right, Up - Full Armor

R2, R2, L1, R1, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Right, Up - Full Health

R2, R2, L1, L1, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Right, Up - Get $250.000

R2, R2, L1, R2, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down - Clear Wanted Level

R2, R2, L1, R2, Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right - Increase Wanted Level By Two Stars

R2, R2, L1, R2, Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Left - Toggle Never Wanted

Up, Square, Square, Down, Left, Square, Square, Right - Weapon Set 1 (Baseball Bat, Pistol, Sawed-Off Shotgun, Micro Uzi, AK-47, M60, Sniper Rifle, Molotov Cocktails.)

Up, Circle, Circle, Down, Left, Circle, Circle, Right - Weapon Set 2 (Knife, Silenced Pistol, Chrome Shotgun, Silenced Uzi, Silenced AK-47, M249, Silenced Sniper Rifle, Grenades.)

Up, Cross, Cross, Down, Left, Cross, Cross, Right - Weapon Set 3 (Meat Hook, Desert Eagle, Pump-Action Shotgun, Silenced MP5, Ruger, Flamethrower, Laser Sighted Sniper Rifle, Remote Grenades.)

Up, Triangle, Triangle, Down, Left, Triangle, Triangle, Right - Weapon Set 4 (Chainsaw, .357, SPAS 12, MP5, M16A1, Rocket Launcher, Silenced Laser Sighted Sniper Rifle, Tear Gas.)

Up, Up, Triangle, Triangle, Down, Left, Triangle, Triangle, Right - Weapon Set 5 (Chainsaw, .357, SPAS 12, MP5, M16A2, Heat-Seeking Rocket Launcher, Silenced Laser Sighted Sniper Rifle, Tear Gas.)

Left, Up, Triangle, Triangle, Down, Left, Triangle, Triangle, Right - Weapon Set 6 (Chainsaw, .357, SPAS 12, MP5, M4, Minigun, Silenced Laser Sighted Sniper Rifle, Tear Gas.)

Triangle, Circle, Cross, Square, Up, Left, Down, Right, R1, R2, L1, L2 - Add Cardboard Tube To Ed's Inventory

Up, Left, Down, Right, Right, Down, Left, Up - Toggle Everything Is 70's Styled (reentering the code disables it.)

Triangle, Circle, Cross, Square, Square, Cross, Circle, Triangle - Toggle Gore (reentering the code disables it.)

R1, R2, R3, L1, L2, L3, L3, L2, L1, R3, R2, R1 - Toggle Ultra Sprinting (allows Ed to sprint like Stephan Chow in the movie Kung-Fu Hustle, reentering the code disables it.)

Xbox, Xbox 360 and Xbox One:

Either enter the cheats during gameplay or while in the pause menu.

Black, A, L Trigger, L Trigger, White, White, White, A - Morning

Black, A, L Trigger, L Trigger, White, White, White, B - Noon

Black, A, L Trigger, L Trigger, White, White, White, X - Evening

Black, A, L Trigger, L Trigger, White, White, White, Y - Night

Y, Up, Up, Left, Right, X, B, Right - Toggle Infinite Ammo and No Reload

Y, Up, Up, Left, Right, X, B, Up - Full Special Ability

Y, Up, Up, Left, Right, X, B, Left - Full Armor

Y, Up, Up, Left, Right, X, B, Down - Full Health

R Trigger, Black, L Trigger, A, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Right, Up - Get $250.000

R Trigger, R Trigger, B, Black, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down - Clear Wanted Level

B, Right, B, Right, Left, X, A, Down - Increase Wanted Level By Two Stars

B, Right, B, Right, Left, X, A, Up - Toggle Never Wanted

R Trigger, Black, L Trigger, Black, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Right, Up - Weapon Set 1 (Baseball Bat, Pistol, Sawed-Off Shotgun, Micro Uzi, AK-47, M60, Sniper Rifle, Molotov Cocktails.)

R Trigger, Black, L Trigger, Black, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Down, Left - Weapon Set 2 (Knife, Silenced Pistol, Chrome Shotgun, Silenced Uzi, Silenced AK-47, M249, Silenced Sniper Rifle, Grenades.)

R Trigger, Black, L Trigger, Black, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Down, Down - Weapon Set 3 (Meat Hook, Desert Eagle, Pump-Action Shotgun, Silenced MP5, Ruger, Flamethrower, Laser Sighted Sniper Rifle, Remote Grenades.)

R Trigger, Black, L Trigger, Black, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Down, Right - Weapon Set 4 (Chainsaw, .357, SPAS 12, MP5, M16A1, Rocket Launcher, Silenced Laser Sighted Sniper Rifle, Tear Gas.)

Up, R Trigger, Black, L Trigger, Black, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Down, Right - Weapon Set 5 (Chainsaw, .357, SPAS 12, MP5, M16A2, Heat-Seeking Rocket Launcher, Silenced Laser Sighted Sniper Rifle, Tear Gas.)

Left, R Trigger, Black, L Trigger, Black, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Down, Right - Weapon Set 6 (Chainsaw, .357, SPAS 12, MP5, M4, Minigun, Silenced Laser Sighted Sniper Rifle, Tear Gas.)

Y, B, X, Y, Up, Left, Down, Right, R Trigger, L Trigger, Black, White - Add Cardboard Tube To Ed's Inventory

Y, Up, Up, Left, Right, X, B, Right - Toggle Everything Is 70's Styled (reentering the code disables it.)

Y, Up, Up, Left, Right, X, B, Up - Toggle Gore (reentering the code disables it.)

Black, Black, Black, White, White, White, R Trigger, L Trigger - Toggle Ultra Sprinting (allows Ed to sprint like Stephan Chow in the movie Kung-Fu Hustle, reentering the code disables it.)

PC, iOS and Android:

Cheats are not case sensitive, either enter them during gameplay or while in the pause menu.

COCKADOODLEDO - Morning

HIGHNOON - Noon

GOODEVENING - Evening

BLACKVELVETSKIES - Night

ONEVILLAIN - Toggle Infinite Ammo and No Reload

POWERUP - Full Special Ability

VASTVEST - Full Armor

MEDIKIT - Full Health

FILTHYRICH - Get $250.000

DONTBUGME - Clear Wanted Level

COPSARECOMING - Increase Wanted Level By Two Stars

CORRUPTCOPS - Toggle Never Wanted

CHEAPGUNS - Weapon Set 1 (Baseball Bat, Pistol, Sawed-Off Shotgun, Micro Uzi, AK-47, M60, Sniper Rifle, Molotov Cocktails.)

POWERTOOLS - Weapon Set 2 (Knife, Silenced Pistol, Chrome Shotgun, Silenced Uzi, Silenced AK-47, M249, Silenced Sniper Rifle, Grenades.)

HEAVYSTUFF - Weapon Set 3 (Meat Hook, Desert Eagle, Pump-Action Shotgun, Silenced MP5, Ruger, Flamethrower, Laser Sighted Sniper Rifle, Remote Grenades.)

BIGGUNS - Weapon Set 4 (Chainsaw, .357, SPAS 12, MP5, M16A1, Rocket Launcher, Silenced Laser Sighted Sniper Rifle, Tear Gas.)

TOOLEDUP - Weapon Set 5 (Chainsaw, .357, SPAS 12, MP5, M16A2, Heat-Seeking Rocket Launcher, Silenced Laser Sighted Sniper Rifle, Tear Gas.)

STUFFYINTHEVAN - Weapon Set 6 (Chainsaw, .357, SPAS 12, MP5, M4, Minigun, Silenced Laser Sighted Sniper Rifle, Tear Gas.)

KILLERCARDBOARD - Add Cardboard Tube To Ed's Inventory

CHECKEREDFLOOR - Toggle Everything Is 70's Styled (reentering the code disables it.)

GOREFEST - Toggle Gore (reentering the code disables it.)

RUNLIKETHEWIND - Toggle Ultra Sprinting (allows Ed to sprint like Stephan Chow in the movie Kung-Fu Hustle, reentering the code disables it.)

Hidden Packages:

Grand Theft Auto: Peach Creek has 100 hidden packages to offer altogether, they have the appearance of a white bale which is tied up with brown package adhesive tape. Instead of being scattered around the city, the packages are scattered around in The Woods, they are very well hidden and must be collected to achieve 100% game completion, rewards are offered for collecting each tenth hidden package, all of which will spawn on each safe-houses:

  • Reward for 10 Packages: Body Armor
  • Reward for 20 Packages: Chainsaw
  • Reward for 30 Packages: .357
  • Reward for 40 Packages: SPAS 12
  • Reward for 50 Packages: MP5
  • Reward for 60 Packages: M4
  • Reward for 70 Packages: Laser Sighted Sniper Rifle
  • Reward for 80 Packages: Minigun
  • Reward for 90 Packages: Remote Grenades
  • Reward for 100 Packages: $999.000

Note: Collecting a hidden package rewards you with $1.000.

Features:

- New busted and wasted system:

After you get busted or wasted, a van will drive you to the nearest police station or hospital. If the van reaches it's destination, you will lose all of your weapons and $100 will be taken from you as a bribe\hospital fee. The van's color depends on being busted or wasted: If busted, the van's color will be white. If wasted, the van's color will be black. To avoid the loss of weapons and money, you can press the ENTER\EXIT key to jump out before the van reaches it's destination. You will get a one-star wanted level if you jump out when the van's color is white.

- Noodle Stands:

Stand in front of a Noodle Stand and press the ACTION key to refill your health for $100, there are many Noodle Stands dotted around Peach Creek. Some Noodle Stands offer a Body Armor which can be bought for $250 by pressing the ACTION key after your health has been refilled, purchasing Body Armor in front of a cop will give you a one-star wanted level.

- Restart Mission:

If you fail a mission in any other way than being busted or wasted, you will be given two options: YES and NO.

If YES is chosen:

The mission you just failed will be instantly restarted and the "Times Missions Restarted" stat will increase by 1.

If NO is chosen:

Nothing happens and you can continue playing.

- Items:

The game features the following items, these items can be found at various places around Peach Creek:

  • Health
    • Replenishes Ed's health, appears as a heart.
  • Body Armor
    • Provides protection to Ed's health from all kinds of damages while it lasts, appears as a bullet-proof vest.
  • Police Bribe
    • Reduces Ed's wanted level by one star, can be picked up when on foot or in a vehicle. Appears as a star.
  • Adrenaline Pill
    • Slows down time and boosts Ed's strength, effect lasts for 20 seconds. Appears as a red-and-white pill.
  • Double Damage
    • Doubles the damage Ed can inflict, effect lasts for 30 seconds. Appears as a buttered toast.
  • Invincibility
    • Nullifies any damage Ed takes, effect lasts for 40 seconds. Appears as a bowl of gravy.
  • Ability Refill
    • Sets the Ability bar to 100%, appears as a jawbreaker.
  • Car Fixer
    • Instantly repairs the vehicle Ed is currently in, can be only picked up when in a vehicle. Appears as a spanner.

- Special Ability:

A yellow bar appears next to the health bar, this bar is called Ability bar and it indicates your Special Ability.

You can activate Special Ability anytime by pressing the ACTIVATE SPECIAL ABILITY key, pressing this key again after activating Special Ability will deactivate it. You can only activate Special Ability when the Ability bar is NOT empty.

When you activate Special Ability, the screen gets a light orange tint.

When used on foot, the time slows down but Ed's speed and the camera movement speed remains the same. The damage Ed can inflict is doubled, Ed's accuracy is improved and Ed becomes invincible. These effects last as long as Special Ability is activated.

When used in a vehicle, the handling of the vehicle Ed is currently driving gets improved. The time slows down a bit and the vehicle becomes everything-proof. These effects last as long as Special Ability is activated.

When the Special Ability is activated, the Ability bar starts decreasing. When the bar reaches 0%, the ability automatically gets deactivated.

The maximum capacity of the Ability bar can be increased by doing certain tasks.

Bigger Ability bar capacity means longer Special Ability duration when the Ability bar is full.

The default maximum capacity of the Ability bar (when starting a new game) is 20%, which means that the total Special Ability duration when the Ability bar is full is 20 seconds. So 20% = 20 seconds, 21% = 21 seconds and so on... (hope you catch my drift.)

The following activities fill the Ability bar:

  • Headshot: 7.5% bonus.
  • Using a chainsaw: 15% bonus.
  • Health drop below 25: 20% bonus.
  • Maintaining high speeds in vehicles: small bonus.
  • Failing a mission: small bonus.
  • Taking damage: small bonus.
  • Rammed by vehicle: small bonus.
  • Killing at least one pedestrian in explosion: 15% bonus.
  • Watching the whole initial cut-scene of "In The Beginning": 20% bonus.

Missions:

Ed's Missions:

In The Beginning:

This mission is just a long and mere cut-scene (but it is very fun to watch), all you can do is either watch it or skip it.

Controls for cut-scene skipping in this mission (this skipping system is exclusive to this mission and is not used in any other cut-scenes):

ENTER\EXIT = Full cut-scene skip.

AIM = Skip to "But does Sarah help Big Brother Ed back?" part.

ZOOM IN = Skip to "No, baby sister." part.

ZOOM OUT = Skip to "You torment me too!" part.

FIRE = Skip to "YOU DEMON!" part.

NEXT WEAPON = Skip to "Ow!" part.

PREVIOUS WEAPON = Full cut-scene skip.

Script:

[A twelve-year old Ed enters his house after spending a long day outside.]

Sarah: "ED!"

[Ed rushes upstairs to the room of his five-year old younger sister Sarah.]

Ed: "Yes?"

Sarah: [gives Ed a looooooooong list of chores] "Get these chores done or I'll tell Mom!"

Ed: "Please, Sarah, don't tell Mom! You'll have the chores done in no time!"

Sarah: "Thank you, Ed."

Ed: "Your welcome."

[Sarah leaves the room.]

Ed: "Sarah sure needed help, and Big Brother Ed was there to help her."

Ed's Mind: [invisible] "But does Sarah help Big Brother Ed back?"

[Ed closes his eyes and finds himself in a black void, standing next to his clone, which is actually his mind.]

Ed: "Who are you, and why you've come to steal my tub of gravy?!?"

Ed's Mind: "I have not come for your tub of gravy, we enjoy it together."

Ed: "Oh, you must be my mind! Hello, my name is Ed!"

Ed's Mind: "Ed, you notice how many times that baby sister Sarah tells you to do stuff?"

Ed: "Um.... no?"

Ed's Mind: "Well, I have, today is Sunday, and this week, Sarah told you to do stuff fourteen times, including today."

Ed: "Like what?"

Ed's Mind: "Buying her and her persnickety friend fudge, cleaning your room, when it's not that messy-"

Ed: "Double D says so, my mind."

Ed's Mind: "And even having you feed her doll."

Ed: [gasps] "Are you a spy?"

Ed's Mind: "A spy? Where? You lie, anyway, I'm your mind, so you're talking to yourself, so I was there."

Ed: "So, what this means?"

Ed's Mind: "Back to my point, the point is, Sarah is a big girl now, she's not a baby anymore."

Ed: "Good times, huh mind?"

Ed's Mind: "Yes, good times, for her, at least, but you do it for free."

Ed: "For free?"

Ed's Mind: "Yes, for free, she doesn't do any favors in return."

Ed: "Go on, my mind."

Ed's Mind: "Do you really know why you do this stuff for free?"

Ed: "Why?"

Ed's Mind: "Because she'll tell your Mom."

Ed: "Don't tell Mom! I'll do anything!"

Ed's Mind: "SEE?!? This is what I'm talking about, she constantly abuses you and makes you do work to get what she wants and threatens to tell Mom if she doesn't get what she wants from you."

Ed: "She does?"

Ed's Mind: "She does, she also tells you to give back stuff that you took, or she will tell Mom, but half the time, she doesn't even have proof that you took it."

Ed: "Okay, my mind."

Ed's Mind: "And what does she give you? Any money? A jawbreaker? Buttered toast? Gravy? Even a hug?"

Ed: "No..."

Ed's Mind: "There's also another person who abuses you."

Ed: "Who?"

Ed's Mind: "Eddy."

Ed: "Eddy's the man with the plan!"

Ed's Mind: "Yes, but he's just that, does he do any work?"

Ed: "Um.... no?"

Ed's Mind: "Who does all the work in the scams?"

Ed: "Me?"

Ed's Mind: "Not just you, Double D as well."

Ed: "Double D?"

Ed's Mind: "Yes, Eddy just sits around and waits for the customers, while you get the supplies and Double D makes the invention and sign, does he do any work at all? NO!"

Ed: "Um.... okay."

Ed's Mind: "So you should stand up! Let Sarah and Eddy do things on their own! At least tell them what I told you."

[Ed snaps back into reality and growls in anger.]

Sarah: [enters the room] "Ed! Make me a sandwich!"

Ed: "No, baby sister."

Sarah: "What you said?!?"

Ed: "I said NO, baby sister. ARE YOUR EARS BROKEN?!?"

Sarah: "ED! I'm asking you to help me! Why aren't you helping me?!?"

Ed: "BECAUSE YOU'RE A BIG GIRL NOW, SARAH! You're a big girl, so do things yourself, but NO! Big brother has to help little sister!"

Sarah: "Ed-"

Ed: "SHUT UP! You torment me everyday! EVERY DAY! Ed is like an angel, caring for his sister, but to Ed, Sarah is like Hades and Devil in Hell!"

[Eddy and Edd enter Ed's house.]

Sarah: "I'M TELLING MOM THAT YOU SAID A SWEAR WORD!"

[Eddy and Edd hear Sarah's words and rush upstairs to Sarah's room.]

Ed: "SHUT UP!" [slaps Sarah.]

Eddy: [entering the room with Edd] 'You go, Lumpy! You're finally getting the picture!"

Ed: [looks at Eddy angrily] "You torment me too!"

Eddy: "Uh-"

Ed: "I help out with your schemes all the time! But who does the inventing?! DOUBLE D!"

Ed: "WHO BRINGS THE SUPPLIES AND MAKES THE SIGNS?! ME! BUT WHO DOES ALL THE WORK?! Me and Double D! Eddy's just the man with the plan!"

Eddy: "Of course I am." [grins.]

Ed: "But you do nothing! We do everything! BAD EDDY!"

Ed: "WHEN EACH SCAM IS FAILURE, YOU BLAME ME AND DOUBLE D! IT'S AS MUCH AS YOUR FAULT AS IT IS OURS! YOU ALSO CALL ME NAMES!"

Eddy: "Of course I call you names, Ed-"

Ed: "BAD NAMES! YOU CALL ME LUMPY! YOU CALL ME MONOBROW! AND YOU EVEN CALL ME STUPID!!!" [grabs Eddy, shakes him and drops him.]

[Kevin arrives.]

Kevin: [entering the room] "Hey, keep it down!"

Ed: [looks at Kevin angrily] "YOU DEMON!"

Kevin: "What?"

Ed: "You are as evil and cold-blooded as Diabolical Drawers of Doomsday, by Daniel Antonucci."

Kevin: "What did I do?"

Ed: "YOU BEAT US UP WHEN IT'S ACTUALLY NOT OUR FAULT! YOU HATE US! YOU MAKE FUN OF US! YOU CALL US DORKS! AND YOU TOLD EVERYONE THAT ANYONE CAUGHT TALKING, SOCIALIZING OR PAYING ATTENTION TO THE EDS WILL BE KICKED OUT OF THE FRIEND CIRCLE AND PUNISHED BY A MERCILESS THRASHING AND THIS HAS TURNED THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD AGAINST US! EVEN THE GOOD GUYS HAVE STARTED TO ACT BAD GUYS NOW! EVERYONE'S CALLING YOU THE BIG SHOT ALL BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT A GARAGE FULL OF JAWBREAKERS! I WILL SOON RUIN THIS BIG SHOT LIFE OF YOURS, YOU SO-CALLED RINGLEADER OF THE CUL-DE-SAC!"

[Ed's words echo throughout Peach Creek.]

Rolf: [farming at his farm] "Rolf's ears fool the brain of Rolf!"

Jonny: [playing chess with Plank in his backyard] "I heard it too Plank."

Nazz: [brushing her hair in her room] "Sounds like somebody's yelling at someone."

Jimmy: [playing in a sandbox] "Looks like someone is getting the old one-two buckle my shoe today."

May: [sitting on the couch with her sisters in the Kankers' trailer] "You hear that?"

Marie: [sitting on the couch with her sisters in the Kankers' trailer] "Yep."

Lee: [sitting on the couch with her sisters in the Kankers' trailer] "And it sounds like Ed."

[Sarah tries to sneak away to tell Mom, but steps on a squeaky bone and stops.]

Ed: "I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOU, YOU DEVIL! YOU ABUSE ME EVERY WEEK OF THE DAY!"

Edd: "Um, Ed, that's every day of the week."

Ed: [to Edd] "SAME THING!" [to Sarah] "YOU MAKE ME DO STUFF YOU CAN DO YOURSELF! SOME OF THIS STUFF I DON'T LIKE! YOU FORCE ME TO BUY YOU AND YOUR PERSNICKETY FRIEND FUDGE! YOU MAKE ME CLEAN MY ROOM, WHEN IT'S NOT THAT MESSY-"

Edd: "Actually, it's disgusting, but not that messy."

Ed: "AND YOU EVEN MAKE ME DRESS AND FEED A DOLL!"

[Sarah gulps.]

Ed: "I DO ALL THESE NICE THINGS FOR YOU, BUT WHAT DO I GET?! NOTHING! NOT EVEN A HUG! I GET PUNISHED AND YELLED AT WHEN YOU MISPLACE ONE OF YOUR STUPID DOLLS!"

Sarah: "But how-"

Ed: "YOU GET AWAY WITH IT BECAUSE YOU THREATEN TO TELL MOM!"

Sarah: "I'm telling Mom because you yelled at me!"

Ed: "Maybe you deserved to be yelled at! If you tell Mom, tell her how much you torment me!"

Kevin: "Can't you just-"

Ed: [with hard adrenaline after his vision] "SHUT UP, YOU DORK!" [grabs Kevin by the back of his head and punches him in the face thrice, then he does a roundhouse kick which makes Kevin fall down] "Take this!" [stands on Kevin and stomps twice] "I WANT TO BE ALONE!" [grabs Kevin by the back of his head again] "END OF THE LINE, KEVIN!" [slams Kevin's head against the one of the walls in the room which knocks Kevin out unconscious but unfortunately this leaves him alive.]

Eddy: "Way to go, Ed! KILL 'EM!"

[Ed's rage wears off and he turns back to normal.]

May: [arriving with her sisters] "Hey, muffins!"

[The Eds and Sarah look at The Kanker Sisters as they walk into the room, Kevin regains consciousness. But when he sees The Kanker Sisters, he falls unconscious again.]

[Sarah looks at The Kanker Sisters, gulps and shivers.]

Sarah (thinking): "They keep Ed on his toes, those meanies."

[Lee grabs Eddy and Marie backs Edd up against one of the walls.]

[May walks steadily towards Ed.]

Ed: "Yucky, mushy, kissy, girly GIRLS!"

Ed's Mind: [invisible] "Ones that don't leave you alone?"

[Ed closes his eyes and meets his mind again.]

Ed: "Hey, my mind!"

Ed's Mind: "No time to talk! May's advancing! But apparently, that Kanker never leaves you alone, you know why?"

Ed: "Because she's got a BIG crush on me!"

Ed's Mind: "Exactly, but you don't have one back!"

Ed: "Yes I do, behind me."

Ed's Mind: "Not a back back, but you don't love her back."

Ed: "Oh."

Ed's Mind: "Today's the day you show her and the others what Los Three Eds think of El Kanker Hermanas!"

[Ed snaps back into reality, he growls in anger and his fear gets evaporated into anger and hatred.]

May: "Aw... is Big Ed feeling sad? Here's a kiss to make it feel all better!" [makes kissy faces to attempt to kiss Ed, despite the fact that he rarely bathes.]

Ed: "NO!"

May: "What you mean?"

Ed: "I SAID ENOUGH!"

[Lee drops Eddy and Marie leave Edd and the two advance towards Ed.]

Eddy: "Ed's a goner!"

Edd: "I'm sure Ed will pull through."

Lee: "This will be fun!"

Ed: "LEAVE ME AND MY FRIENDS ALONE!"

Lee: "I love a feisty man!"

Ed: "I MEAN IT!"

Marie: "He's so cute when he's angry, I love a man like that."

Ed: "But does your man loves you back?!?"

May: "I also love a man who asks questions."

Lee: "I say, at the count of three we jump 'em, ready?"

[Ed punches Lee.]

Sarah: "ED! MOM SAID NOT TO HIT A GIRL!"

Ed: "Ones that bully me and my buddies all year?!? And Mom said, NOT to hit ON a girl, not hit a girl!"

[Sarah gulps.]

Lee: "Hey, tubby! Don't push me around!"

Ed: "Ironic, considering that you always push us Eds around!"

Lee: "But we thought you love the kisses we provide to you boys!"

Ed: "GET REAL! We hate 'em!" [Lee, Marie and May gasp] "That's right, you don't give us any warning! You constantly kiss us at least twice a week! And you don't stop! No matter how much we beg to you!"

May: "But Ed?" [starts crying] "I though you loved me!"

Ed: "Well, I don't! TRY SOMEONE ELSE! That's right, I never loved you, I don't love you and I'll never love you!"

Lee: "HEY! NO ONE MESSES WITH THE KANKER SISTERS!"

Ed: "Irony again! And maybe next time, you could be a little NICER! What goes around must come around, three-eyes!"

Marie: "Hey, what's your game, mister?!?"

Ed: "THIS!" [kicks Marie.]

May: [sobbing] "Hey!"

Ed: "Shut up!" [slaps May.]

[The Kankers Sisters collapse, crying.]

Jimmy: [arriving] "Sarah? What's going on?"

Ed: "YOU!"

Jimmy: "Huh?" [Ed grabs him by the collar.]

Sarah: "ED! GET YOUR HANDS OFF JIMMY!"

Ed: "YOU BLINDFOLDED MY SISTER, YOU TWERP!"

Jimmy: "What did I do?"

Ed: "What did you do? WHAT DID YOU DO?!? YOU FRAMED ME AND MY FRIENDS ON THE FRIENDSHIP DAY! AND SARAH FELL FOR YOU LIKE A FOOL!"

Sarah: "What?"

Ed: "YOU BLINDFOLDED HER SO MUCH THAT SHE HATES ME AND EVEN IF A CLOTH PEG BOUNCES ONTO YOU, YOU BEGIN ACTING LIKE YOU'RE DYING! AND SARAH FALLS FOR YOUR STUPID TRICKS! IF YOU HADN'T MOVED IN, SARAH WOULD BE A NICE GIRL! YOU DESTROYED EVERYTHING, YOU SPOILED-ROTTEN, HALF-PINT BRAT!" [slams Jimmy into the wall, injuring him.]

Jimmy: "Sarah! Help me!"

Sarah: "This ends here, Jimmy! YOU DESERVED IT!"

Ed: "AND YOU ALL DESERVE THIS TOO!"

[Ed slaps Sarah, grabs Eddy, shakes him and drops him.]

[Ed steps on Kevin, stomps on Jimmy's foot, slaps May, kicks Marie, punches Lee and goes to his room.]

[Ed packs up his stuff, puts it all into a suitcase, grabs his dad's car's keys and heads outside.]

[Ed enters his dad's car and drives it away to Lemon Brook.]

[After arriving in Lemon Brook, Ed accidentally crashes the car and gets out.]

Ed: "Ow!" [a police car siren is heard] "Oh darn!" [runs away with his suitcase.]

Sixteen years later...

[The time is 12:00 AM, Ed places his suitcase on the luggage carousel in Lemon Brook International Airport.]

Ed: "I guess it's time to go home."

[A plane takes off from the airport's runway.]

Eight hours later...

[The same plane lands on Peach Creek International Airport's runway.]

[Ed gets his suitcase back, walks outside and enters a taxi.]

Ed: "Peach Creek Estates Phase 1."

[The taxi drives to the destination.]

Twelve minutes later...

[The taxi arrives at the cul-de-sac, Ed exits the taxi and it drives away.]

Ed: "I'm back at where I started."

"Use the FORWARD, LEFT, BACKWARD and RIGHT buttons to move Ed."

[After this, Ed can freely roam around Peach Creek and save the game in Ed's room, the "Tour" mission is also unlocked, to start it, enter the yellow marker on Ed's house's front-yard.]

Reward: $0.

Tour:

Learn how to play the game.

Script:

[A cut-scene plays.]

[Ed enters his house.]

Ed: "Hello? Hello?"

[The house is empty.]

[Ed goes up the stairs and enters Sarah's room, it's empty.]

Ed: "What the-" [shrugs and leaves.]

[The cut-scene ends.]

[Ed is outside his house.]

"Press the JUMP button to make Ed jump."

[Ed jumps.]

"Press the CROUCH button to make Ed crouch, crouching increases your aiming accuracy when holding a gun."

[Ed crouches.]

"Press the SPRINT button when running to sprint, you can only sprint for short periods before becoming tired."

[Ed sprints but gets tired after sprinting for a while.]

"Well done, you have learned the basic actions fast! Now let's learn to drive! Go to that car and press the ENTER\EXIT button to enter or exit the vehicle."

[Ed walks upto the car and enters it.]

"Use the FORWARD button to accelerate."

[Ed accelerates the car.]

"Press the BACKWARD button to brake, or reverse if the vehicle is stopped."

[Ed brakes.]

"Press the SPRINT button to use the handbrake."

[Ed brakes.]

"Use the LEFT and RIGHT buttons to steer the vehicle, using the handbrake while steering when on boats makes Ed perform a sharper turn."

[Ed steers the car.]

"Press the ENTER\EXIT button to exit the vehicle, if exiting at high speeds, Ed will bail out instead, which will make you lose some health."

[Ed exits the car.]

"Get on the bike!"

[Ed gets on a bike nearby.]

"Press the TURRET\LEAN UP and TURRET\LEAN DOWN buttons to shift your weight."

[Ed shifts his weight, back and forth.]

"Pressing the TURRET\LEAN UP button while steering when on bikes makes Ed perform a quicker turn, now get off the bike."

[Ed gets off the bike.]

"That covers most of the things you need to know, rest of the information will be provided by the game during missions."

Post-mission phone call:

Ed: "Who is this?"

Edd: "Double D."

Ed: "Double D? Double D!"

Edd: "Yes, it's me, anyways, I need some help, can you drop by when you're free?"

Ed: "Sure."

Reward: $0.

Edd's Missions (First Strand):

Lost and Found:

Script:

[A cut-scene plays.]

[Ed arrives at Edd's house.]

Edd: "Hey, Ed! So, how it going?"

Ed: "Life became a pain in the ass in Lemon Brook, because I had no money, but then I killed a man for his wallet and after that, I became a criminal, The Lemon Brook Police Department has put me on the 1st position of the Most Wanted Criminals list, I committed 25 murders and never got arrested."

Edd: "Okay... now, I was wondering if you could help me out with some stuff."

Ed: "Okay, tell me what you want me to handle."

Edd: "A thief has stolen my chemical collection, can you get it back?"

Ed: "Sure." [leaves.]

[The cut-scene ends.]

"Go and beat the hell out of the thief!"

[Ed goes to the thief's location and beats him up.]

Thief: [hands the chemicals over to Ed] "Here! Take the chemicals! Just don't beat me up anymore!"

[Ed grabs the thief by the back of his head and slams the thief's head against the boot of the thief's car which knocks the thief out unconscious but unfortunately this leaves him alive.]

"Take these back to Double D."

[Ed heads back to Edd's house.]

[A cut-scene plays.]

Ed: "Hey Double D, I've got 'em but I left the thief alive." [hands the chemicals over to Edd.]

Edd: "Thank you, Ed."

Ed: "Not a problem."

Reward: $100.

Small Time:

A small time gang called Peach Creek Mafia has been making trouble lately, Edd is not sure why they are gaining courage but he nervous about the situation, stop them at all costs.

Reward: $200.

Steal 'n' Stash:

Ambush a drug deal between Peach Creek Triads and Peach Creek Mafia, collect the briefcases filled with cash and coke, then stash them back at Edd's place.

Reward: $500.

Evidence Dump:

The thief who stole Edd's chemicals now has some fake incriminating photos some which depicts Edd constructing a bomb, chase him down, kill him, grab the photos, stash the photos into a car (by simply getting in a car) and blow that car up.

Post-mission phone call:

Ed: "Yeah?"

Eddy: "Hey, Ed, it's me, Eddy!"

Ed: "Eddy!"

Eddy: "We got some loose ends to tie up, drop by my house."

Ed: "Okay, Eddy, but are we still cool?"

Eddy: "Hell yeah!"

Reward: $1.000 and Eddy's missions.

Eddy's Missions (First Strand):

Real Estate:

Pre-mission phone call:

Ed: "Speak."

Edd: "Um, Ed? I'm going out of town for a while because I've done something that requires keeping low profile, so make sure that nobody knows about what I have stashed in my house, okay? And if you can, get rid of it as soon as possible."

Ed: "Righto!"

The Restaurant is refusing to pay the protection money, take Eddy's baseball bat. Beat up the owner (but don't kill him) and take the money back to Eddy once the owner gives you the money.

Reward: $3.000 ($6.000 if you use Fists to beat up the owner) and ability to purchase safe-houses.

Money Troubles:

The owner of The Restaurant sneaked in last night and stole the protection money back, kill him. Get the money and help Eddy take The Restaurant over.

Reward: $7.000.

Impounded:

Eddy's car has been towed and impounded at Peach Creek Police Department's Impound Lot, sneak into the lot and retrieve it, then, lose the heat and bring it back to Eddy.

Reward: $9.000.

Transfer:

Take the coke you stole for Edd to The Restaurant, while avoiding the cops.

Post-mission phone call:

Ed: [dials Edd's phone number and waits for him to pick up] "Hey, Double D! It's me, Ed."

Edd: "Why, hello Ed!"

Ed: "I gave away the coke you stashed in your house to Eddy, he needed it for his restaurant."

Edd: "Uh, okay, I gotta go, I'll speak to you later."

Ed: "Whatever you say, bye."

Reward: $23.500.

Down For The Count:

Eddy's been arrested, follow the prison truck in a police car and see which police station they take Eddy to. Going too close to the prison truck or straying too far from it will fail the mission, a "Spook-o-Meter" will show up on the screen which fills up the closer to the prison truck you get.

Post-mission phone call:

Ed: "Yes?"

Sarah: "Um, Ed?"

Ed: "Oh, it's you. I still haven't forgotten about how you've treated me in the past!"

Sarah: "Ed-"

Ed: "SILENCE! Ed is like an angel, but Sarah is like the devil!"

Sarah: "Ed, please don't repeat that same old dialogue from sixteen years back!"

Ed: "JUST SHUT UP, OKAY?!?"

Sarah: "Ed, at least listen to me!"

Ed: "Ugh, go on."

Sarah: "I'm really sorry for what I did to you, can you drop by and do me a few favors?"

Ed: "You're a demon in a girl's body! I'm rejecting your goddamned apology!"

Sarah: "Ed, please!"

Ed: "Okay, fine. But if you treated me like trash, I won't hesitate in killing you."

Reward: $0 and Sarah's missions.

Sarah's Missions:

Follow and Kill:

Pre-mission phone call:

Ed: "Eddy, what's going on?"

Eddy: "Its obvious, Ed. I'm in prison."

Ed: "I know."

Eddy: "There's little to no chance that I'll get paroled, so you better start raising cash for the bail."

Ed: "I'm on it already, Eddy. How much is the bail's amount anyway?"

Eddy: "$9.000.000."

Ed: "$9.000.000?!? I'll see what I can do."

Follow a Peach Creek Mafia gang member, once he reaches his house. Enter his house and kill him.

Reward: $1.000.

Titanium Blades:

Use a chainsaw to kill six members of the Peach Creek Triads, then take the money dropped by one of the gangsters.

Reward: $2.000.

Van Heist:

Steal a van full of protection money from a Peach Creek Triad gangster, lose the heat and take the van to Sarah's house.

Post-mission phone call:

Ed: "Ed here."

Jimmy: "Hey, Ed. It's me, Jimmy. Drop by my house, we need to talk because right now I got some problems to solve and I need your assistance in solving them."

Ed: "Whatever." [hangs up] "God damned bastard, wish I could kill him."

Reward: $3.000 and Jimmy's Missions.

Jimmy's Missions:

Revenge:

Two Peach Creek Mafia gangsters stole Jimmy's car last night, wrecked it and left it burning. Kill them.

Reward: $10.000.

Gun Runner:

Ride around the town on a bike and deliver boxes full of guns.

Reward: $20.000 and AK47 with 15 ammo.

Whacked Out:

Use a shovel to beat up some Peach Creek Triad gangsters for stealing a box full of guns from Jimmy.

Reward: $50.000 and Shovel.

Vermin Infestation:

Some Peach Creek Mafia gangsters have taken over Jimmy's house, help him get it back.

Post-mission phone call:

Ed: "Hello?"

Rolf: "Ed-boy, it's Rolf here!"

Ed: "Greetings, Rolf!"

Rolf: "Greetings indeed, Ed-boy. Now listen, Rolf requires your assistance. Come to my farm when you have free time, eh? Good day!"

Reward: $75.000 and Rolf's missions.

Rolf's Missions:

Speed Run:

Outrun Rolf in a foot race.

Reward: $5.000.

Extra Gun:

Peach Creek Mafia and Peach Creek Triads have invaded Rolf's farm, kill them all!

Reward: $10.000 and Shotgun with 10 ammo.

The Drop Off:

Drop Rolf off at the fermented cane outlet, go back to Rolf's farm and make sure no Peach Creek Triad gangster touches Rolf's tractor until Rolf comes back.

Reward: $15.000.

Cousin:

Rolf's cousin, Phil. Is being released from prison, pick him up and take him back to Rolf's house. But wait, some Peach Creek Mafia gangsters want him dead. So be on your guard and make sure he makes it in one piece.

Reward: Pistol with 12 ammo.

Mobile Massacre:

Do a drive-by on some Peach Creek Mafia gangsters with Phil while Rolf drives you and Phil around in a car in their gang turf.

Post-mission phone call:

Kevin: "Hey, Ed."

Ed: "Kevin?"

Kevin: "Yeah, you need money?"

Ed: "Yeah."

Kevin: "Drop by my house, do a few favors for me and I'll pay you up."

Ed: "Whatever, but if you didn't pay me. I'll beat you up the same way I did sixteen years ago."

Kevin: [gasps] "Okay, okay! I'll pay you! I'll pay you! Just don't beat me up!" [hangs up.]

Ed: "Calls himself a real man and acts like a wimp, what a dork."

Reward: Money (Each gang member killed adds $1.000 to your total reward), Uzi with 60 ammo and Kevin's Missions.

Kevin's Missions:

Weapons Expert:

Steal weapons off a train.

Reward: $50.000, Pistol with 24 ammo. Sawed-Off Shotgun with 4 ammo, AK47 with 60 ammo and body armor.

Cop Clash:

Kill three bribe-taking bent cops (who are threatening to arrest Kevin) while being disguised as a police officer.

Reward: $100.000.

Get The Snitch:

Kill some federal agents, steal a dossier containing evidence against Kevin and give the dossier to Kevin.

Reward: $200.000.

Little Rat:

Jimmy has stolen the dossier and is on his way to the police station, kill him (while being disguised as a police officer) and bring the dossier back to Kevin so he can burn it to dust.

Reward: $500.000.

The Shady Job:

Assassinate a few gangsters from the Colombian Cartel.

Post-mission phone call:

Ed: "Hello?"

Nazz: "Hey, Ed. It's me, Nazz. I heard you need money to get Eddy out of jail, right?"

Ed: "Uh, yeah."

Nazz: "I got some work for you that is... tough, but I think you'll be able to do it. Drop by my house and we'll talk."

Ed: "All right."

Reward: $800.000.

Nazz's Missions:

Psychotic Rampage:

Kill 25 Peach Creek Mafia gangsters before the time runs out.

Reward: $25.000.

Heartless, Cold-Blooded Jerk:

A bald Peach Creek Mafia gang member just killed Sarah, KILL HIM AND MAKE HIM PAY!

Reward: $50.000.

Rest In Peace:

Attend Sarah's funeral, and get attacked by Peach Creek Mafia. After a long shootout, Nazz tells Ed that his parents got killed in the shootout.

Reward: $75.000.

Rough Justice:

Kill three Peach Creek Mafia gang member as revenge for ruining Sarah's funeral.

Post-mission phone call:

Ed: "Ed here."

Jonny: "Hey, Ed. Wanna make some money?"

Ed: "Sure."

Jonny: "Good, meet me at my house."

Reward: $100.000.

Jonny's Missions:

Info Out:

Jonny has kidnapped the bald Peach Creek Mafia gang member's brother, enter Jonny's basement and beat the gang member up until he tells you about the person who told his brother to kill Sarah. Once you get the info, let Jonny kill him.

Reward: $0.

Red Dead Revenge:

Sal (the leader of the Peach Creek Mafia) was the one who told the bald gang member to kill Sarah, gain entry into his mansion and kill him. But before dying, he tells you that Miguel was the one who told him to tell the bald Peach Creek Mafia gang member to kill Sarah.

Reward: $0.

The Masquerade:

Kill Miguel (the leader of the Colombian Cartel) while he's hanging out with his idiotic henchmen, but before dying. He tells you that Eddy's Brother was the one who told him to tell Sal about Sarah's murder.

Reward: $0.

Wrong Address:

Take a box full of white powder (probably washing powder) to a house on the other side of the town, but when you get there. You notice that you have come to LEE'S HOUSE! But thankfully, Ed tells him about Eddy's arrest and that he needs money to get him out. So Lee pays him $50.000 to help him get Eddy out of jail and tells him to drop by her house because she's got some work that needs to be done.

Reward: $50.000 and Lee's Missions.

The Hit:

Peach Creek Mafia and the Colombian Cartel want revenge and they have sent their men to kill you, kill them all!

Reward: $50.000.

Lee's Missions:

Idiot:

A guy has been following Lee everywhere, kill him.

Reward: $15.000.

Total The Truck!:

Destroy a truck all because Lee wants to see something impressive.

Reward: $25.000.

More Tricky Than Male:

Steal a green, four door sedan and take it back to Lee's house while being chased and attacked by some Peach Creek Mafia gangsters.

Post-mission phone call:

Ed: "Hello?"

Marie: "I just heard that little Eddy's doing some time in prison, drop by my house and in exchange for a few favors. I'll pay you."

Ed: "Okay."

Reward: $35.000.

BOOM!:

Plant a bomb on a federal agent car's and blow it up as soon as he enters it.

Reward $45.000

Marie's Missions:

Edd's Return:

Edd is coming back into town after Marie told him about Eddy's arrest, go pick him up from the airport. But this won't be easy as there are four Peach Creek Mafia death squads dotted around the city whose sole job is to hunt Ed and Edd down, pick up Edd and take him to his house.

Reward: $10.000.

Crushing The Cartel:

Enter the Colombian Cartel's turf and kill them all! Make sure you leave no one alive!

Reward: $20.000.

Big Trouble:

Enter the Peach Creek Mafia turf and kill them all! Make sure you leave no one alive!

Post-mission phone call:

Ed: "Speak on."

Edd: "Get ready Ed, as we're gonna take down the Peach Creek Mafia and the Colombian Cartel."

Ed: "Alright."

Reward: $30.000 and Edd's Missions.

Edd's Missions (Second Strand):

This is a Raid!:

Go to the bank with Ed, rob it and take Edd back to his house.

Reward: $50.000.

Blood Money:

Assassinate 12 people.

Reward: $100.000.

Burning Wheels:

Win a bike race around Downtown Peach Creek.

Reward: $150.000.

Bank Van Heist:

Steal a Bank Van while it's on it's way to the bank.

Reward: $200.000.

Assault:

Kill the remaining members of the Peach Creek Mafia and the Colombian Cartel and take the cash they have stored in their turfs.

Reward: $250.000.

Note: After this mission, the Peach Creek Mafia and the Colombian Cartel will stop appearing in Little Italy and The Docklands respectively.

Eddy's Release:

Go to the police station with Edd, pay $9.000.000 and take Eddy back to his house.

Post-mission phone call:

Ed: "Speak on."

May: "Just heard what's going on in the neighborhood, Jimmy got killed by a bent cop. Sarah got killed by some bald tough guy and you wiped out two gangs without getting a scratch. Anyways, drop by my house and we'll talk. Okay?"

Ed: "Alright."

Reward: $0 and May's Missions.

Note: No money is deducted from the player's total money even though Ed is seen paying the cops.

May's Missions:

Ms. Shoplifter:

Ed arrives at May's house, May tells him that in return for some favors. She'll tell him about Eddy's Brother's whereabouts, take May to a grocery store and once she's done shoplifting, take her back to her house.

Reward: $250.

Looking for Big Bro:

Script:

[A cut-scene plays.]

Ed: "Alright, May, now tell me about Eddy's Brother's location."

May: "There's this guy, he used to supply me drugs, he knows where he's hiding, and what's more, he's also got the building's blueprints."

Ed: "Where I go find him?"

May: "Chinatown Point."

Ed: "Thanks May, see you never." [leaves.]

[The cut-scene ends.]

"Go to the diner at Chinatown Point."

[Ed gets a vehicle and drives to Chinatown Point.]

[A cut-scene plays.]

[Ed walks up to a Peach Creek Triad gangster.]

Ed: "Where's Eddy's Brother?"

Triad: "Eddy's Brother? Ha ha! You know the rules comrade, I can't tell you where he is!"

Ed: "Yeah I know the rules asshole, I hit you 'till you start talking or stop breathing!" [punches the Triad.]

[The cut-scene ends.]

"Beat him up! But don't kill him!"

[Ed beats the Triad up.]

[A cut-scene plays.]

Ed: "Listen, good candy man, Eddy's not gonna be anybody's fall guy, I wanna know where your boss is hiding."

Triad: "Okay okay, I tell ya' I tell ya', just don't hurt me no more! Eddy's Brother's at a rundown apartment building, it's called; The Wang Fou Apartment Building, the front and back doors are always locked, but there's a warehouse next to it that has a door which connects the building with it... here." [hands Ed the blueprints of the building and the warehouse] "Take it!"

[Ed pulls out his gun.]

Ed: "Die." [shoots the Triad gangster dead.]

Post-mission phone call:

Eddy: "Hey, Ed, Double D told me everything, how my bro asked those chumps to kill Sarah, how he got me arrested, now I know it all, he gonna pay for framing me!"

Ed: "So what's your plan?"

Eddy: "Just meet me at my house, I've got some work for you."

Reward: $500 and Eddy's Missions.

Eddy's Missions (Second Strand):

Revenge On Remains:

Exact revenge on some of the gangsters of Peach Creek Mafia and Colombian Cartel for burning Eddy's restaurant to ashes, get the flamethrower in Eddy's garage. Head into the Peach Creek Mafia turf and burn 25 gangsters down, then head into the Colombian Cartel turf and burn 25 gangsters down.

Reward: $20.000 and Flamethrower with 500 ammo.

The Escort:

Rolf tells Eddy and Ed to help him escort Phil out of his house safely as the federal agents are once again after Phil because this time he has killed 40 people, get in the car with Eddy and Rolf and drive Phil to the airport.

Before boarding his flight, Phil gives Ed a key to a lockup containing money and weapons.

Drop Rolf and Eddy off at the Cul-de-Sac, drive to the lockup and collect the money and weapons found there.

Reward: $40.000.

Marked Men Be Gone!:

Assassinate 24 people.

Reward: $60.000.

You Wanna Go War?:

The Colombian Cartel is down to only four gangsters, but they still want revenge, take Eddy over to the "meeting" place and kill them all.

Reward: $80.000.

Cash Clash:

Three vans full of cash are being driven around town by some gangsters from Peach Creek Triads, destroy two of them, steal the third van and bring it to Eddy's house.

Reward: $100.000.

The Take Over:

Kill Kevin and let Eddy take over the Cul-de-Sac.

Reward: $500.000.

Farewell Big Bro:

Script:

[A cut-scene plays.]

Ed: [entering Eddy's house with Edd] "Hey, Eddy!"

Eddy: "What's up?"

Ed: "Get ready, we're gonna take down your brother."

Eddy: "Okay then, let's go."

Ed: "The Eds fittin' to take that fool down!"

[The cut-scene ends.]

[Outside Eddy's house, a car is parked. Edd and Eddy enter it.]

"Get in the car."

[Ed gets into the car and drives to The Wang Fou Apartment Building in Uptown Peach Creek.]

[On the way to The Wang Fou Apartment Building.]

Eddy: "You sure he's in Uptown Peach Creek?"

Ed: "Yeah, there's this rundown apartment building, it's called; The Wang Fou Apartment Building, the front and back doors of the building are always locked, but there's a warehouse next to the apartment building which has a door which leads into the building."

Eddy: "He's good as dead then!"

[The Eds arrive at the destination.]

Ed: "This is the place!"

"Kill all of the Triads, head into the warehouse and get to the door."

[The Eds exit the car and fight their way into the warehouse, where they kill more Peach Creek Triad gangsters.]

[The warehouse is just a one big empty hall actually, with a garage door on one end and metal door on the other end.]

Ed: [spotting the door] "There's the door!"

"Get to the door."

[The Eds enter the apartment building.]

"Fight your way up to the fourth floor and make sure no one survives."

Edd: "Triads up ahead!"

[The Eds fight their way up to the fourth floor, killing every Peach Creek Triad gangster on their way, they use the staircase to reach the fourth floor.]

Ed: [after reaching the fourth floor and finding nobody] "Your brother must be on the fifth floor!"

[However, the stairs leading up to Eddy's Brother's office are barricaded with wooden planks.]

Ed: "Let's take that elevator!"

"Take the elevator to the fifth floor."

[A cut-scene plays.]

[The Eds walk into the elevator next to the staircase and take it up to the fifth floor.]

[The elevator reaches the fifth floor, and The Eds walk out of the elevator.]

Eddy's Brother: [sitting on his desk] "I've been expecting you boys!"

Eddy: "How the hell you know it was us?"

Eddy's Brother: "I saw it all with these security cameras." [points out to the security camera monitors on the wall.]

Ed: "We're here to kill you!"

Eddy's Brother: "Very well, then." [gets up from the chair, pulls out his AK-47 and topples his table over] "Let's fight!"

[The cut-scene ends.]

"Kill Eddy's Brother and finish this!"

[The Eds manage to wound up Eddy's Brother with their weapons.]

[A cut-scene plays.]

Eddy's Brother: [dying, laughs hysterically] "Nice job, Eds! But there's something you don't know."

Ed: "What is it?"

Eddy's Brother: [coughs twice] "This place is rigged up with bombs, and now, it's time to detonate them all!" [pulls out a detonator and presses the red button] "You have five minutes to get outta here! See you in hell!" [dies while laughing.]

[A bomb goes off downstairs.]

Eddy: "We're outta here!" [jumps out of the window with Edd and lands into an open dumpster with him.]

Ed: "Looks like I'm on my own here."

[Four bombs, one on each floor, go off, which starts a fire on all floors except the fifth floor.]

[The wooden planks blocking the way up to Eddy's Brother's office break due to the explosion.]

[The cut-scene ends.]

"Head downstairs and escape from the building! You only got five minutes!"

[A timer shows up on the screen, it starts ticking down from five minutes.]

[Ed uses the staircase next to the elevator to get down to the fourth floor, then he makes his way down to the ground floor while killing any remaining Peach Creek Triad gangsters.]

[Ed reaches the ground floor and makes his way to the door connecting the warehouse and the apartment building.]

Ed: "Damn!"

[Ed successfully makes his way out of the warehouse, and it explodes, along with the apartment building.]

[A cut-scene plays.]

Ed: "That was tough!"

[Edd and Eddy reunite with Ed.]

Edd: "You okay?"

Ed: "Yep."

[An explosion sends a briefcase flying out of one of the windows on the fifth floor, and it lands right next to The Eds.]

Ed: [reading the label on the briefcase] "Nine million?" [opens the briefcase and realizes it the same briefcase he gave to the cops to get Eddy out of jail] "Whoa! It's the same briefcase I gave to the cops to get Eddy released! Okay, here's the deal, three million for me, three million for Double D and the other three million for Eddy!"

[The Eds get in their car and head to Eddy's house.]

[The cut-scene ends.]

Reward: $3.000.000.

Note: After this mission, the Peach Creek Triads will stop appearing at The Wang Fou Apartment Building in Uptown Peach Creek.

THE END...

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